Ahh … Crazy Girls.

What can you say about Crazy Girls that isn’t already obvious from the pictures you see of them everywhere?

I was able to get front row tickets to the show, and it was what I thought it would be. Topless, silicone enhanced women running around onstage lipsyncing.

Is this bad?

Hell frigging no it’s not bad. What else could you ask for?

I went to the show to see tits and ass, and tits and ass is what I saw. This show is 100% truth-in-advertising. What you see on the billboards is exaclt what you get at the show.

Crazy Girls is like a strip club where you are not expected to tip the dancers or get lap dances. This could actually be seen as a very good thing, as some people just want to watch the show and don’t want to be bothered with the cost and hustle of a strip club.

If this sounds like you … see Crazy Girls.

The women are stripper quality (some are even lingerie model quality), and they prance around in next to nothing.

The theater even reminds me of a dive strip club. It is kind of small and dingy. But who cares. Ass cheeks and boobs soon distract you.

There is a little film at the beginning of the show, detailing the history of the Crazy Girls, it shows them at community events, and is a walk down nostaliga lane, and is about 10 minutes long. Whatever … but you have to watch this documentary before you get to see the boobs.

I will admit that the lip-syncing is really, really bad … every now and the dancers would just stop syncing and the voice track would continue in the background, but let’s face it, nobody is there for the “singing” and/or dancing. I have no idea what kind of music they were playing or even the vaguest memory of the dance routines. I do remember boobs and ass cheeks.

There was also a magician who did an act in the middle of the show. I think he was a good magician, but I don’t understand why they put musicians in T&A shows. Tits and magic seem odd partners on stage, but … whatever. I don’t remember what the tricks were because I was trying to peek trough the curtain to see more boobs, but I assume he was good because the crowd clapped.

Then the girls came back out with more lip-syncing and dancing around mostly naked.

Like I said, this show is what you think it is. It is really corny, gratuitous and completely unnecessary. But come on, this is Las Vegas. Everything here is corny, gratuitous, and completely unnecessary.

I enjoyed this show and give it credit for just being happy to be the dopey show that it is.

And of course it is entertaining. There are naked women onstage. Naked women reading the Gettysburg Address would be entertaining.

And lipsynching and dancing around is better than reading the Gettysburg Address. And the price is also fairly cheap.

A genuine Las Vegas Casino T&A show. It is what it is.

I think it’s worth seeing at least once.

P.S. Did I mention that there were boobs?