Rex's Las Vegas Lists

How To Spend Your Bachelor Weekend in Las Vegas (25 Do's and Don'ts)
March 2nd, 2010

30 Must Follow Rules For Any Las Vegas Casino Gambler - Part 2
February 24th, 2010

30 Must Follow Rules For Any Las Vegas Casino Gambler - Part 1
February 17th, 2010

Top 15: Las Vegas Spots Not Found on a Tourist Map
January 27th, 2010

Top 10: Epic Las Vegas Heists
January 12th, 2010

Top 10: Best Looking Las Vegas Cocktail Waitresses
January 4th, 2010

Top 10 Best Las Vegas Gaming Pits
December 8th, 2009

17 Things First Time Visitors Must Do in Las Vegas
November 23rd, 2009

15 Ways To Get Kicked Out of a Las Vegas Casino
November 9th, 2009


Rex's Las Vegas Blog

Word To Your Mother Earth
March 12th, 2010

Now, I've taken a lot of criticism for my "climate change" stance, but of all of the things I get criticized for, I consider these attacks to be the most unwarranted and unjustified.

In my mind, when people criticize me for making fun of global warming, it is akin to meth addicts with DARE bumper-stickers chastising me for my caffeine intake. It's irrational.

If one were to do a comprehensive audit of fully-functional 41 year old males in the USA (paraplegics probably use little gasoline), I would estimate that my personal lifetime carbon footprint would place me in the bottom ten percentile ... if not the bottom five.

I've always made it priority #1 to live where things were actually located. I've never "driven to work" on a daily basis. I've walked, biked, roller bladed, and taken the bus/subway ... but hour-long daily automobile commutes are a completely foreign concept to me. Driving in traffic feels like torture and I go to great lengths to avoid it.

Sure, I own a car now, but I've earned it. I paid my "carbon" dues in spades for damn near 35 years. I'm too banged up to self-propel myself quite as far as I used to. Especially in 110 degree temperatures. Still, personal drives of over 5 miles are uncommon, and I still overwhelmingly prefer the bus or the monorail. On a day-to-day basis, my "carbon footprint" is still probably 80% less than the average suburbanite's.

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How Long Is Your Yardstick?
March 11th, 2010

The LVCVA reported average daily rates as $99.75 while a major hotel-booking site reported them to be $79.

For those of you keeping score at home, the LVCVA is being 26% more optimistic than the private company. The private company also says that rates dropped 18% in 6 months, and the LVCVA says they only fell 4% in an entire year.

Who's right? Who's wrong?

Who knows?

The thing about stats is ... they usually lie.

Numbers are easy to throw out, and since few people have the resources or initiative to double-check them, you can more or less make numbers up and still sound plausible. Even if you do know absolutes, there are a myriad of ways to manipulate them to show what you want to prove. For example, the Visitor's Authority may have used a smaller starting number (104 vs. 109) to make the decrease look less dramatic.

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The Resurrexion
March 10th, 2010

I just got out of the hospital, and first let me say that I very much appreciate all of the well-wishes. I even appreciate some of the questionable-wishes, such as those opining that I had some venereal disease, and even the one person who took the time out of his day to email me a simple "I hope you die".

I'm sure the latter was not a unique sentiment, so kudos for having the courage to say what many others were surely thinking. And by courage, I mean "sending an unsigned email from an anonymous email account". It must have taken hours to work up the strength to do that.

Can you imagine Rosa Parks in 2010?

From: sweet_mama_chocolate87156@yahoo.com To: The Montgomery Transit Authority

I'm sick and tired of your discriminatory policies, and I'm not going to take it anymore. If you don't let black folks sit at the front of the bus, I'm gonna post all of your email addresses on alt.sex.bestiality and post pictures of your racist drivers on 4chan!"

The Black Panthers would probably coordinate wholly via Twitter, where uprisings would be routinely thwarted by "service unavailable" and "check out our latest deals!" messages. The 140 character limit would probably also lead to some confusion.

"We are sick and tired of the white devil keeping us down. If you are with us, fight the power and rally at the intersection of 181st Street and M..."

"Sorry, that last message was too long. We will be rallying at 181st Street and Market Avenue. We are mad as hell and will not take it anymore. Make sure you are there promptly at N..."

It's a good thing the civil rights movement happened 50 years ago.

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The Blind Leading the Blind
March 6th, 2010

This is exactly why I don't read fiction.

The truth is so much more bizarre.

On Thursday, President O'Drama signed the "Travel Promotion Act" into law.

This particular act is designed to convince people from other countries to vacation in the Unites Sates. The act will be funded by a $10 fee on all tourists to the U.S.

That's right, we will begin luring people to our great nation by charging them more money before they even set foot on our soil.

So far, so bad.

That's nowhere near the worst part, however.

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Life in the Slow Lane
March 4th, 2010

Earlier tonight, I engaged in a bit of ghetto gambling. This was not the "play at the Western" version of ghetto gambling, instead, it was the cheap person version. Ghetto gambling is gaming that has all the fun of gambling, without any of the risk or reward. My own personal rendition of ghetto gambling involves taking only $20 to a local casino (usually the Sahara or Stratosphere) without an ATM card or even a wallet. Then, I play along these lines: I start out with $20, and I begin playing at a $3 or $5 table. I play a few hands until I double up or lose 50%. Unfortunately, I do not tip during these minor sessions unless I go on a big streak, and even then it's no more than a couple of bucks. If I double up, I pocket $20, and then proceed to play with "free" money at whatever low-limit game I feel like playing. The worst I can do is break-even on the session. If I get dinged for 50% early, I go to the $1 BJ tables or nickel Video Poker machines. If I manage to double up at these tables or machines, I go back to a "higher" limit ($3-$5) BJ table and repeat the process. If I lose it all ... I stop playing. At times, I have been able to make a single $20 bill last two hours while ghetto gambling, while getting the occasional free drink in the process. Read more ...


Wackjack
March 2nd, 2010

"NASCAR Weekend" just wrapped up in Las Vegas, and following a new personal tradition, I spent a good part of the weekend at the Sahara.

Frankly, I've always found the Sahara's NASCAR theme to be somewhat unusual. It just doesn't seem to "fit" for some reason.

The Sahara is a desert-themed hotel with a rich and storied history (the Beatles stayed here during their first visit to Vegas), and I never really figured out how stock cars found their way into this paradigm. On any given day, you can stand outside and watch a race car roller coaster loop past the iconic neon camels. It's a very odd paring. Kind of like putting a gigantic poster of two Mormons facing the sinful Vegas Strip. As if that could happen.

Anyway, since the Sahara is ground zero for racing fans in Vegas, this is obviously one of the best places in town to spend a racing weekend ... second only to the track itself.

After walking to the casino and scoping out a prime Blackjack table on Saturday, I became slightly disillusioned with how the Sahara was conducting itself. While both $3 and $5 "real" Blackjack tables are standard offerings at the casino (which is part of why the property is endearing for me), the Sahara had converted at least half of their five dollar games to 6:5.

Given the loyal crowds, this seemed very opportunistic.

Look, I understand the laws of supply and demand, and I understand what most people consider to be "good business decisions". Americans think "capitalism" is synonymous with "greed", and they think that good capitalists need to "capitalize" on every customer.

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Poker Rooms

Poker Room Updates

Planet Hollwood Poker Room

4/15/2007:I finally checked out the new Aladdin/Planet Hollywood Poker Room (Pictured Above). Looks pretty nice. And the location is also prime … at the entrance to the casino.

4/11/2007:

Aladdin’s New Poker Room

The Aladdin finally completed it’s transformation over to “Planet Hollywood”. Supposedly the Poker Room has been re-done. I am going to go over there this weekend and see what’s changed. I’ve been having a pretty bad run of late and some of the fun has been sucked out of the game as I have been a bitch to the luck of some pretty bad players lately. Sure, I know it will even out in the end, but in the short term it sucks.

1/18/2007:

The Flamingo Goes High(er) Tech

I went over to the Flamingo Poker Room for a bit yesterday, and was greeted with a nice surprise. That blasted, antiquated paper list system is gone, the clipboard-wielding person at the podium ws gone, and they have finally gotten with the times and upgraded to a electronic/video list management system (pictured above).

This is great news, as it makes a great room that much better, and the new system is sure to attract more players, as it makes the room look much more professional, modern, and inviting than the decidedly “old school” feel that the room had going for it last year.

I think it is also another smackdown of that pesky “The Flamingo will be imploded” rumor.

The Pink Bird is going to be around for a nice, long time.

1/15/2007:

The 2006 Best Poker Room In Las Vegas Award Goes To:

The Venetian

I took a poll of myself, and the decision was unanimous. Having played in every poker room on the Vegas Strip more times than I care to count, the Venetian Poker Room wins hands down. Yes, it’s better than the Wynn. Yes it’s better than the Bellagio (much better actually). Yes, it’s better than the Mirage.

Why?

When you play there, you’ll know why.

The comfortable couch and TV to wait for a game (no railbirding), the spaciousness, the service, the lack of asshole podium people, it is simply the finest Poker Room in Las Vegas.

And if you disagree, then you are simply wrong.

Period.

Oh sure, every other “rate this” site will declare the Bellagio or some such the winner (you can’t go wrong with the ultra-safe choice picking the popular Bellagio or Wynn for the winner of anything), but if you believe me about nothing else, then believe this: The Venetian is consistently the finest poker room in Las Vegas regardless of the limit you play.

12/16/2006:

I played at the Venetian again, and wandered across the bridge to the T.I. Poker Room, and finally reviewed the T.I. Room here.

12/12/2006:

I played the Venetian for a couple of hours today. It was my first cash game since the Wynn session kind of made me want to take a week off. I always love coming back to this room. It is a breath of fresh air. A plush waiting area while your name is on the list, great waitresses, great staff, great equipment … just the best poker room in Las Vegas. I cannot even mention the Bellagio and the Wynn in the same sentence as “the V” anymore, because the Venetian is in a class all by itself. I need to start playing this room more often. I really don’t know why I bother going elsewhere. And I caught a monster hand too. My Kings over Queens beat the A-10 Broadway straight (the K on the river made both of our hands), and I got paid off on my all-in after my opponent thought for 10 minutes before calling me. No fish at the table, but the guy should have put me on Q’s or K’s since I was in position and had only seen the flop 3 times in about 150 hands. Thank goodness for tourists, because anybody who knows me would have put me on the boat in 5 seconds. Oh, and they bring you Fiji water in a big bottle!!! This place gives you what you want. My New Years resolution is to at least triple my Venetian hours.

12/3/2006:

Played the Wynn today, and had a bad feeling when I walked in the room. It’s getting a bit of a Bellagio feel to it. More snooty than I remember just a month previous, and about 5 people at the table were complete and utter assholes. Making snide comments to everyone, pretending to be professional players, yapping loudly on the phone to seem important, very unfriendly, just a real fake vibe. The joint was dimly lit, it was cramped, food carts all over the place. The players were complete shit, which is usually a good thing, but they must have had four leaf clovers shoved up their asses because the beats they were handing out were ridiculous. I finally went out when a player, who I will only refer to as “the douchebag” (really, he was), called a big bet and hit the turn. I was dealt Q-3o in the big blind and just checked it out (an easy muck if I had not been the BB), douchebag had been dealt 10-10 in the pocket. Flop came Q-3-J. I wanted to just pick up the small pot and go home up a few bucks that point, so I went all-in. Douchebag calls my AI with a middle pair with two overcards on the board, I was 91.5% to win at that point. I had not bluffed one time during the session. Turn was a 10, River was a rag. Fucking, fuck, fuck. If it had happened to a decent guy, then that’s poker, but this turdling was running his mouth and sucking out the whole session. And he did it yet again, without even thinking. Just pushed his chips in like he had the nuts. If this was online poker, I would have assumed collusion, not because of my mediocre beat, but because of the 5 runner-runner’s I saw him catch in the previous 2 hours to take down huge stacks. It really just didn’t feel right. Nothing about the whole session felt right. The staff, the room, the service, the players, I was just getting bad mojo from every angle. Feeling that way, I had no business taking a seat. So it’s my own fault.

10/31/2006:

Welcome to the brand spanking new Poker Room section of VegasRex.

There are are several changes being made.

Most notable is that for the most part, we will no longer state with certainty which games are being spread, nor will we post absolute tournament schedules. The reason for this is that these things become dated and obsolete almost as fast as we get them on the web. Most every card room in town spreads most every game that exists as long as interest is present. Gone are the days where the cardrooms spread only certain games with certain buy-ins. One room can be mostly 4/8 Limit at 4pm, and mostly 2/5 No Limit at 10pm. With a few exceptions, any site that claims to know what any room is spreading at any particular time is just guessing. You can find 4/8 Limit and 1/2 No Limit in just about every room in town. And usually one or two games with higher blind structures. After that, it’s anyone’s guess as to exactly what they will be running when you arrive.

We will try to give you the lowdown on what they spread when we visit the rooms, and we may make some educated guesses as to what you are likely to encounter, but we can’t claim that these are the exact games you will be offered when you arrive at the Poker Room.

Unless you are a super-high roller (in which case you should go directly to the Bellagio or Venetian), it is safe to say that whether you play Limit or No-Limit, you will find an acceptable game in any quality Poker Room near the Las Vegas Strip, Downtown, and some of the more popular off-strip properties.

However, when we get a hold of tournament flyers or promos, we will scan them in for your convenience since the rooms often do not post this information online.

Since all of these tournament’s and promos tend to change when the wind changes direction, in addition to browsing our information, we strongly encourage you to also click on the “official” websites for the Poker Room that we will always try to provide near the top of each room’s page. Those pages will ALWAYS contain the most up-to-date information about what is going on in the room.

Everything posted here are our experiences and our opinions. A bad room one day can be a great room the next day, and vice-versa. Your mileage can and will vary.

As always, your comments are appreciated.

Good Luck!