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August 8, 2010 at 7:17 pm

10 Worst Things About Living in Las Vegas

Well, you knew it was coming, and I must admit that this one was much easier to write. It was so easy to write that I had to force myself to cut it short, somewhere over 5,000 words, and break it into separate articles.

Now, in fairness, I’m not trying to bash Las Vegas […]

July 20, 2010 at 10:15 am

Approaching Las Vegas

Taken last night.

July 19, 2010 at 9:35 am

Picture of the Day

July 11, 2010 at 7:26 am

Picture of the Day

June 23, 2010 at 6:39 am

Picture of the Night

May 14, 2009 at 4:59 pm

The Bikini Stampede

R & R Partners (the Public Relations firm that receives copious amounts of my tax dollars from the LVCVA) organized an odd promotional stunt today.

They succeeded in breaking a world record for largest bikini parade. The goal for the event was 300 girls. We did not meet the female numerical goal, enlisting only 281 […]

September 13, 2008 at 3:49 pm

VegasRex: The Forrest Gump of Sports Bettors

Is it possible to bet on two different teams to win the exact same game, place the bets within 15 minutes of each other, and cash in on both tickets?

Can you really win two sides of the exact same bet?

You can if you are VegasRex.

What can I say, I am just […]

July 10, 2008 at 7:26 am

The Las Vegas Review Journal Finally Sinks to My Level!

We knew it would eventually happen.

As large mainstream media outlets continue to hemorrhage cash because they are corrupt, biased, and antiquated ass-kissers of sponsors … some of them are apparently going to extreme measures to re-capture the reader’s attention.

Namely … pornography!

This morning, The Las Vegas Review Journal featured a full frontally […]

October 1, 2007 at 8:42 am

In Defense of Circus Circus

What is the greatest thing about living in Las Vegas?

The whores? The great food? The weather? The 24 hour gambling? The shows?

No, none of those things.


July 16, 2007 at 9:11 am

And Stay Out!

The damn thing finally closed yesterday.

When they implode it, I am going to be there with a video camera to make my own amateur porn movie.

Nothing can be more arousing than seeing this thing get leveled.

February 3, 2007 at 6:30 pm

More Skeletal Stardust

I took the Monorail from the Hilton to the MGM today, and from the train I took some shots of the Stardust in the distance.

It’s simply a shell now.

As far as I know, implosion is still planned for the middle of March.

We’ll be there with a video camera when it […]

December 6, 2006 at 4:29 pm

Yeeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaawwwwwwwww!!!!!

Las Vegas Hilton Shoe Shine Girls

Las Vegas Hilton Shoe Shine Girls

Las Vegas Hilton Shoe Shine Girls

The Wrangler 2006 National Finals Rodeo is in Las Vegas from November 30th – Dec 9th at the Thomas & Mack Center.

If you have been here in the last week, there’s no doubt […]

December 4, 2006 at 6:33 am

Yes, You Can Stay in Toni Braxton’s Vagina

We went to see the Caesar’s Palace Christmas tree this weekend, which is directly across from the Flamingo, and provides an unparalleled view of the Flamingo’s Toni Braxton facade.

I looked closer and realized that, yes, the new mural really is painted over guest rooms — and some of the rooms are looking […]