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February 17th, 2010
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January 12th, 2010
Top 10: Best Looking Las Vegas Cocktail Waitresses
January 4th, 2010
Top 10 Best Las Vegas Gaming Pits
December 8th, 2009
17 Things First Time Visitors Must Do in Las Vegas
November 23rd, 2009
15 Ways To Get Kicked Out of a Las Vegas Casino
November 9th, 2009
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The Resurrexion
March 10th, 2010
I just got out of the hospital, and first let me say that I very much appreciate all of the well-wishes. I even appreciate some of the questionable-wishes, such as those opining that I had some venereal disease, and even the one person who took the time out of his day to email me a simple "I hope you die".
I'm sure the latter was not a unique sentiment, so kudos for having the courage to say what many others were surely thinking. And by courage, I mean "sending an unsigned email from an anonymous email account". It must have taken hours to work up the strength to do that.
Can you imagine Rosa Parks in 2010?
From: sweet_mama_chocolate87156@yahoo.com
To: The Montgomery Transit Authority
I'm sick and tired of your discriminatory policies, and I'm not going to take it anymore. If you don't let black folks sit at the front of the bus, I'm gonna post all of your email addresses on alt.sex.bestiality and post pictures of your racist drivers on 4chan!"
The Black Panthers would probably coordinate wholly via Twitter, where uprisings would be routinely thwarted by "service unavailable" and "check out our latest deals!" messages. The 140 character limit would probably also lead to some confusion.
"We are sick and tired of the white devil keeping us down. If you are with us, fight the power and rally at the intersection of 181st Street and M..."
"Sorry, that last message was too long. We will be rallying at 181st Street and Market Avenue. We are mad as hell and will not take it anymore. Make sure you are there promptly at N..."
It's a good thing the civil rights movement happened 50 years ago.
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The Blind Leading the Blind
March 6th, 2010
This is exactly why I don't read fiction.
The truth is so much more bizarre.
On Thursday, President O'Drama signed the "Travel Promotion Act" into law.
This particular act is designed to convince people from other countries to vacation in the Unites Sates. The act will be funded by a $10 fee on all tourists to the U.S.
That's right, we will begin luring people to our great nation by charging them more money before they even set foot on our soil.
So far, so bad.
That's nowhere near the worst part, however.
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Life in the Slow Lane
March 4th, 2010
Earlier tonight, I engaged in a bit of ghetto gambling.
This was not the "play at the Western" version of ghetto gambling, instead, it was the cheap person version. Ghetto gambling is gaming that has all the fun of gambling, without any of the risk or reward. My own personal rendition of ghetto gambling involves taking only $20 to a local casino (usually the Sahara or Stratosphere) without an ATM card or even a wallet.
Then, I play along these lines:
I start out with $20, and I begin playing at a $3 or $5 table. I play a few hands until I double up or lose 50%. Unfortunately, I do not tip during these minor sessions unless I go on a big streak, and even then it's no more than a couple of bucks.
If I double up, I pocket $20, and then proceed to play with "free" money at whatever low-limit game I feel like playing. The worst I can do is break-even on the session.
If I get dinged for 50% early, I go to the $1 BJ tables or nickel Video Poker machines. If I manage to double up at these tables or machines, I go back to a "higher" limit ($3-$5) BJ table and repeat the process. If I lose it all ... I stop playing.
At times, I have been able to make a single $20 bill last two hours while ghetto gambling, while getting the occasional free drink in the process.
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Wackjack
March 2nd, 2010
"NASCAR Weekend" just wrapped up in Las Vegas, and following a new personal tradition, I spent a good part of the weekend at the Sahara.
Frankly, I've always found the Sahara's NASCAR theme to be somewhat unusual. It just doesn't seem to "fit" for some reason.
The Sahara is a desert-themed hotel with a rich and storied history (the Beatles stayed here during their first visit to Vegas), and I never really figured out how stock cars found their way into this paradigm. On any given day, you can stand outside and watch a race car roller coaster loop past the iconic neon camels. It's a very odd paring. Kind of like putting a gigantic poster of two Mormons facing the sinful Vegas Strip. As if that could happen.
Anyway, since the Sahara is ground zero for racing fans in Vegas, this is obviously one of the best places in town to spend a racing weekend ... second only to the track itself.
After walking to the casino and scoping out a prime Blackjack table on Saturday, I became slightly disillusioned with how the Sahara was conducting itself. While both $3 and $5 "real" Blackjack tables are standard offerings at the casino (which is part of why the property is endearing for me), the Sahara had converted at least half of their five dollar games to 6:5.
Given the loyal crowds, this seemed very opportunistic.
Look, I understand the laws of supply and demand, and I understand what most people consider to be "good business decisions". Americans think "capitalism" is synonymous with "greed", and they think that good capitalists need to "capitalize" on every customer.
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Sweaty Palms
March 1st, 2010
Here we go again.
It's like Deja vu.
This was how Planet Hollywood's demise began.
For those who may be unaware, keep in mind that Texas Pacific Group is also known as "Harrah's".
Texas Pacific Group, one of the private equity owners of Harrah's Entertainment in Las Vegas, is accumulating debt in the Palms resort, according to a story published Wednesday by Debtwire, a publication of the Financial Times.
Citing unnamed sources, the publication said TPG had acquired a piece of the Palms' $380 million bank debt. It also said Palms' EBITDA – a commonly-used profit indicator – fell to $12 million this year amid the recession from about $70 million two years ago.
The Palms is restructuring its debt and the Maloof family, which owns the Palms, is in the process of selling its beer distribution business in New Mexico for $100 million, the publication said.
The Palms loans are privately-held but can be traded among investors.
Palms owner George Maloof declined comment on the story and declined to discuss his resort's financing other than to say the business was on solid ground.
I certainly hope George is right.
While not as polarizing as say, Imperial Palace , The Palms is another one of those properties which people tend to have a strange relationship with. In a way, it's Hard Rock West ... with a twist.
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Shooting Las Vegas
February 26th, 2010
"Why do you take so many pictures of the Stratosphere?"
"Why do you take so many unflattering pictures of Las Vegas?"
In the last few months, I've been hit with variations of these two questions on a routine basis.
For some reason, there has been a burgeoning interest in my photographic habits.
Why? I do not know. I think some of the questions are rhetorical critiques, but perhaps there is a legitimate question or two buried within the hundred or so queries over the past few months.
The reason I don't respond to individual emails is because I don't respond to anything unless I make an effort to put some thought into it. I've never sent an email that says "LOL. Thanks." This is why I'm a bad Twitterer. I'm not brief. I don't cut-and-paste responses either. If I don't have the time to formulate a thoughtful, complete response, I don't respond at all. It is for this reason, I usually address common questions publicly. I just can't do it one-by-one.
So, for the first time, I will try to provide at least some insight into my Vegas photography "style".
When news crews are in Washington, D.C., they often film their reporters standing in front of the White House or the Capitol Building. This even extends to political cartoons. They will typically sketch a government landmark somewhere in the backdrop. This is the primary visual clue to the reader that the setting of the cartoon is in Washington.
When crews are reporting from Los Angeles, they typically have the Hollywood sign visible in the background. New York reporters will get a Times Square or a Manhattan skyline shot. Every city has a designated spot where crews congregate to report generic geographically-based stories. It's their way of saying "Look, we're really here!".
In Las Vegas, that spot is the "Welcome to Las Vegas Sign". Every time something happens in Vegas, crews from all over the country trip all over themselves to jockey for location shots in front of the sign. If there are any weather abnormalities, they go to the sign ... if they talk about tourism numbers, they go to the sign ... hell, sometimes they go to the sign for no obvious reason at all. It's a default location when there is nowhere else to go.
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Imperial Palace Emperor’s & Luau
 Emperor’s Buffet
702-731-3311
Visit their website:
http://www.imperialpalace.com/casinos/imperial-palace/restaurants-dining/emperors-buffet-detail.html
Enjoy all your favorite American and international dishes in a fresh and fun San Francisco-themed atmosphere at the Frisco Market Buffet. Succulent seafood, mouth-watering pastas, juicy prime rib, fresh salads, scrumptious desserts and much, much more! Open for breakfast, lunch and dinner.
- Daily Brunch: 7am – 2pm Price: $12.99
- Daily Dinner: 4pm – 9pm Price: $18.99
We tried the Emperor’s Buffet’s Saturday Brunch. This buffet was a huge disappointment. I suppose it was my fault for having any type of expectation, even a small one. They had an average selection of low quality food, or crap as we called it. We walked around to fill our plate, but nothing looked appealing. The eggs were runny, their seafood gumbo was made w/ imitation seafood, and their sweet and sour pork was mostly pork fat. I basically ate bacon, cherry tomatoes, and a variety of cakes. The only nice thing I can say about their buffet was that they had a good selection of cake and self serve fountain drinks. We all filled up on cake and milk. It’s too bad because I was actually hungry for some real food.
Both my husband and daughter had a stomach ache shortly after dining. So basically, we got to pay to get food poisoning. Wonderful!
Oh, did I mention that most of the employees were ornery old farts? And it took us 30 minutes to walk from our car in the garage to the buffet entrance. It was like a freaking labyrinth. Oh the joys of car ownership (that’s another rant). One of the older chubby female workers came up to me, laughed, pointed at my 6 month old daughter (who I was wearing in a sling), and shouted, “Whoa, that baby is FAT!” Alrighty then. Thank you and you have a nice day too. Well, at least MY DAUGHTER WILL grow out of it.
Anyway, back to the buffet. The dining area was average. Its decor was of some island hut. There were wooden Tiki decorations on the walls, with straw/bamboo walls here and there. I’m not sure how this design resembles an Emperor’s buffet, unless it’s an emperor of some island tribe. Anyhoo, the only reason we even bothered to try this buffet was b/c we felt that it needed to be reviewed (what a mistake). It was one of few that we had not tried (for good reason). After this awful experience, we’re considering just sticking to the “good” buffets, that have proven themselves to us, or has a great track record. I’m tired of shelling out good money for crappy food and service.
Updated on August 11, 2007
 Imperial Hawaiian Luau
702-731-3311
- Please join us next spring when the Imperial Palace proudly presents for the 16th consecutive year the Imperial Hawaiian Luau. Enjoy a poolside traditional Hawaiian luau dinner buffet and Polynesian revue, which includes unlimited mai tais, pina coladas and fruit punch. And, as always, the luau is decorated with the Imperial Palace’s signature fruit and vegetable carvings. Guests are welcomed with island leis and encouraged to participate in the fun with hula lessons and sing-a-longs. The show begins with the romantic call of the conch shells, which captures the spirit and pageantry of the Islands. Then the audience enjoys an exhilarating and colorful Polynesian music and dance tour through Tahiti, Samoa, Hawaii, Fiji and New Zealand. The spectacular fire knife dance is a showstopper that always delights the crowd.
- Imperial Palace Luau menu
Passion Fruit Punch
Tropical Fresh Fruit Display Including:
Pineapple, Melon, Papaya, Mango, Strawberries, Grapes,
and Honey-Lime Yogurt Sauce
Mixed Fresh Garden Greens, Mushrooms, Broccoli Florets, Crumbled Blue Cheese, Shredded Carrots, Cherry Tomatoes, Cucumbers, Edible Flowers
Mandarin Vinaigrette and Guava Fruit Dressing, Ranch, Thousand Island, Fat-Free Italian
Vegetable Crudits with Maui Ranch Dressing
Shrimp and Scallop Salad, Artichoke and Bay Shrimp Salad, Tomato and Cucumber Dill Salad
Ambrosia, Grapefruit, Oranges, Cranberries, Raisins
Red Bliss Dijon Potato Salad, Polynesian Pasta Primavera, Lomi Lomi Salmon Salad
Peel-and-Eat Shrimp, Seafood Cilantro Ceviche
Roasted Suckling Pig
Prime Baron of Beef with Appropriate Condiments
Haleiwa BBQ Pork Ribs, Huli Huli Chicken with Pineapple BBQ Sauce
Baked Salmon with Mango Papaya Relish
Herb-Roasted Pork Loin with Apple Jack Glaze
Pan-Seared Tuna with Maui Onion and Ponzu Sauce
Korean-Style Broiled Short Ribs
Red Bliss Herb and Garlic-Roasted Potatoes
Medley of Garden Fresh Vegetables, Pork-Fried Rice
Raspberry Marmalade Cheesecake
Orange Marmalade Cheesecake
Pineapple Upside-Down Cake
Coconut Haupia Cake, Banana Chocolate Cake, Amaretto Chocolate Cake
Pineapple Coconut Cake, Coconut Cream Pie, Chocolate Cream Pie
Apple Pie, Cherry Pie, Blueberry Pie, Sugar-Free Pies and Cakes
Chocolate Chip, Oatmeal, Sugar, Peanut Butter, and Almond Macaroon Cookies
Banana Fruit Bars, Pineapple Coconut Muffins, Hawaiian Sweet Rolls
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- Seasonal – from mid April thru mid October
- 7pm on Tuesdays and Thursdays
- 8pm on Saturdays
- VIP tickets – $54.95 adults $41.00 children
- Premiere – $39.95 adults $26.00 children
- General – $33.95 adults $20.00 children
My husband and I tried the Hawaiian Luau before we had our daughters. We will probably try it again next year after our third is born. The show was very entertaining and the food was decent. They had the traditional Hawaiian dishes and the ambiance was quite beautiful, if you enjoy eating outdoors. It was like an outdoor party with a bunch of strangers. Lining up for food was a PIA, but other than that, it was fine. It’s a popular “buffet” so be aware, it will be crowded and the wait is long.
Update: The Hawaiian Luau has been discontinued as of September 2009, Imperial Palace does not know whether they will be bringing it back next year.
These photos are from the Imperial Palace website
   
Updated on September 24, 2006
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