March 4, 2010 at 10:05 pm

Life in the Slow Lane

Sahara Casino - Hybrid Ticket Redemption/ATM

Sahara Casino - Hybrid Ticket Redemption/ATM

Earlier tonight, I engaged in a bit of ghetto gambling.

This was not the “play at the Western” version of ghetto gambling, instead, it was the cheap person version. Ghetto gambling is gaming that has all the fun of gambling, without any of the risk or reward. My own personal rendition of ghetto gambling involves taking only $20 to a local casino (usually the Sahara or Stratosphere) without an ATM card or even a wallet.

Then, I play along these lines:

I start out with $20, and I begin playing at a $3 or $5 table. I play a few hands until I double up or lose 50%. Unfortunately, I do not tip during these minor sessions unless I go on a big streak, and even then it’s no more than a couple of bucks.

If I double up, I pocket $20, and then proceed to play with “free” money at whatever low-limit game I feel like playing. The worst I can do is break-even on the session.

If I get dinged for 50% early, I go to the $1 BJ tables or nickel Video Poker machines. If I manage to double up at these tables or machines, I go back to a “higher” limit ($3-$5) BJ table and repeat the process. If I lose it all … I stop playing.

At times, I have been able to make a single $20 bill last two hours while ghetto gambling, while getting the occasional free drink in the process.

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