Rex's Las Vegas Lists

How To Spend Your Bachelor Weekend in Las Vegas (25 Do's and Don'ts)
March 2nd, 2010

30 Must Follow Rules For Any Las Vegas Casino Gambler - Part 2
February 24th, 2010

30 Must Follow Rules For Any Las Vegas Casino Gambler - Part 1
February 17th, 2010

Top 15: Las Vegas Spots Not Found on a Tourist Map
January 27th, 2010

Top 10: Epic Las Vegas Heists
January 12th, 2010

Top 10: Best Looking Las Vegas Cocktail Waitresses
January 4th, 2010

Top 10 Best Las Vegas Gaming Pits
December 8th, 2009

17 Things First Time Visitors Must Do in Las Vegas
November 23rd, 2009

15 Ways To Get Kicked Out of a Las Vegas Casino
November 9th, 2009


Rex's Las Vegas Blog

Word To Your Mother Earth
March 12th, 2010

Now, I've taken a lot of criticism for my "climate change" stance, but of all of the things I get criticized for, I consider these attacks to be the most unwarranted and unjustified.

In my mind, when people criticize me for making fun of global warming, it is akin to meth addicts with DARE bumper-stickers chastising me for my caffeine intake. It's irrational.

If one were to do a comprehensive audit of fully-functional 41 year old males in the USA (paraplegics probably use little gasoline), I would estimate that my personal lifetime carbon footprint would place me in the bottom ten percentile ... if not the bottom five.

I've always made it priority #1 to live where things were actually located. I've never "driven to work" on a daily basis. I've walked, biked, roller bladed, and taken the bus/subway ... but hour-long daily automobile commutes are a completely foreign concept to me. Driving in traffic feels like torture and I go to great lengths to avoid it.

Sure, I own a car now, but I've earned it. I paid my "carbon" dues in spades for damn near 35 years. I'm too banged up to self-propel myself quite as far as I used to. Especially in 110 degree temperatures. Still, personal drives of over 5 miles are uncommon, and I still overwhelmingly prefer the bus or the monorail. On a day-to-day basis, my "carbon footprint" is still probably 80% less than the average suburbanite's.

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How Long Is Your Yardstick?
March 11th, 2010

The LVCVA reported average daily rates as $99.75 while a major hotel-booking site reported them to be $79.

For those of you keeping score at home, the LVCVA is being 26% more optimistic than the private company. The private company also says that rates dropped 18% in 6 months, and the LVCVA says they only fell 4% in an entire year.

Who's right? Who's wrong?

Who knows?

The thing about stats is ... they usually lie.

Numbers are easy to throw out, and since few people have the resources or initiative to double-check them, you can more or less make numbers up and still sound plausible. Even if you do know absolutes, there are a myriad of ways to manipulate them to show what you want to prove. For example, the Visitor's Authority may have used a smaller starting number (104 vs. 109) to make the decrease look less dramatic.

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The Resurrexion
March 10th, 2010

I just got out of the hospital, and first let me say that I very much appreciate all of the well-wishes. I even appreciate some of the questionable-wishes, such as those opining that I had some venereal disease, and even the one person who took the time out of his day to email me a simple "I hope you die".

I'm sure the latter was not a unique sentiment, so kudos for having the courage to say what many others were surely thinking. And by courage, I mean "sending an unsigned email from an anonymous email account". It must have taken hours to work up the strength to do that.

Can you imagine Rosa Parks in 2010?

From: sweet_mama_chocolate87156@yahoo.com To: The Montgomery Transit Authority

I'm sick and tired of your discriminatory policies, and I'm not going to take it anymore. If you don't let black folks sit at the front of the bus, I'm gonna post all of your email addresses on alt.sex.bestiality and post pictures of your racist drivers on 4chan!"

The Black Panthers would probably coordinate wholly via Twitter, where uprisings would be routinely thwarted by "service unavailable" and "check out our latest deals!" messages. The 140 character limit would probably also lead to some confusion.

"We are sick and tired of the white devil keeping us down. If you are with us, fight the power and rally at the intersection of 181st Street and M..."

"Sorry, that last message was too long. We will be rallying at 181st Street and Market Avenue. We are mad as hell and will not take it anymore. Make sure you are there promptly at N..."

It's a good thing the civil rights movement happened 50 years ago.

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The Blind Leading the Blind
March 6th, 2010

This is exactly why I don't read fiction.

The truth is so much more bizarre.

On Thursday, President O'Drama signed the "Travel Promotion Act" into law.

This particular act is designed to convince people from other countries to vacation in the Unites Sates. The act will be funded by a $10 fee on all tourists to the U.S.

That's right, we will begin luring people to our great nation by charging them more money before they even set foot on our soil.

So far, so bad.

That's nowhere near the worst part, however.

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Life in the Slow Lane
March 4th, 2010

Earlier tonight, I engaged in a bit of ghetto gambling. This was not the "play at the Western" version of ghetto gambling, instead, it was the cheap person version. Ghetto gambling is gaming that has all the fun of gambling, without any of the risk or reward. My own personal rendition of ghetto gambling involves taking only $20 to a local casino (usually the Sahara or Stratosphere) without an ATM card or even a wallet. Then, I play along these lines: I start out with $20, and I begin playing at a $3 or $5 table. I play a few hands until I double up or lose 50%. Unfortunately, I do not tip during these minor sessions unless I go on a big streak, and even then it's no more than a couple of bucks. If I double up, I pocket $20, and then proceed to play with "free" money at whatever low-limit game I feel like playing. The worst I can do is break-even on the session. If I get dinged for 50% early, I go to the $1 BJ tables or nickel Video Poker machines. If I manage to double up at these tables or machines, I go back to a "higher" limit ($3-$5) BJ table and repeat the process. If I lose it all ... I stop playing. At times, I have been able to make a single $20 bill last two hours while ghetto gambling, while getting the occasional free drink in the process. Read more ...


Wackjack
March 2nd, 2010

"NASCAR Weekend" just wrapped up in Las Vegas, and following a new personal tradition, I spent a good part of the weekend at the Sahara.

Frankly, I've always found the Sahara's NASCAR theme to be somewhat unusual. It just doesn't seem to "fit" for some reason.

The Sahara is a desert-themed hotel with a rich and storied history (the Beatles stayed here during their first visit to Vegas), and I never really figured out how stock cars found their way into this paradigm. On any given day, you can stand outside and watch a race car roller coaster loop past the iconic neon camels. It's a very odd paring. Kind of like putting a gigantic poster of two Mormons facing the sinful Vegas Strip. As if that could happen.

Anyway, since the Sahara is ground zero for racing fans in Vegas, this is obviously one of the best places in town to spend a racing weekend ... second only to the track itself.

After walking to the casino and scoping out a prime Blackjack table on Saturday, I became slightly disillusioned with how the Sahara was conducting itself. While both $3 and $5 "real" Blackjack tables are standard offerings at the casino (which is part of why the property is endearing for me), the Sahara had converted at least half of their five dollar games to 6:5.

Given the loyal crowds, this seemed very opportunistic.

Look, I understand the laws of supply and demand, and I understand what most people consider to be "good business decisions". Americans think "capitalism" is synonymous with "greed", and they think that good capitalists need to "capitalize" on every customer.

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June 25th, 2009

The Review-Journal Loves Black People

NV Energy and PUC of Nevada

Let’s face it, this 30% accurate blogger is a bit more accurate than the corporate media wants you to believe.

The decision is in, and SURPRISE the Public Utilities Commission of Nevada, in what I believe to be a violation of NRS 730 has granted NV Energy yet another rate increase.

While inaccurate bloggers such as myself splash Nevada State Law across our front pages in response to this rate increase which will effect everyone in Nevada, I pulled up the homepage of our esteemed “legitimate” media outlet this morning and found …

The Las Vegas Review-Journal

Two menacing-looking black guys.

Pay no attention the white guys in suits in public office who are robbing you blind … look … Negros!!! Don’t they look scary? You could be next!

Everybody in Summerlin has already forgotten about the NV Energy rate increase. They are all on the phone to the HOA asking for the gate code to be changed lest the darkies have designs on little Britney and Kaitlyn next.

Well played, R-J. Well played.

Don’t worry. I used an anonymous proxy when visiting the R-J’s site this morning in the event they thought I was *gasp* “advocating” a position.

Last week, the Review-Journal’s editor, Thomas Mitchell said “Free speech should be practiced only by those who are ready to deal with the consequences, which just might include a knock on the door by a friendly federal investigator wanting to know if you posted an anonymous comment on a Web site. Were you advocating violence or confessing to breaking the federal tax laws?”

I confess to advocating that the R-J is run by a large amount of imbeciles with their head lodged firmly in their ass, but I could really do without the “friendly federal investigator” that the R-J editor feels should be used to keep unpopular speech in check.

I don’t just criticize, though. I’m here to help. In that spirit, I have taken it upon myself to correct the homepage of the Review-Journal. Completely free of charge. What can I say? I’m a philanthropist.

The Las Vegas Review-Journal

There. That’s better. These are the folks you should fear.

NV Energy rates were raised by “only” 7%, but before the ink even dried on this increase, I already received another bill insert stating that the energy company has asked for yet another rate increase. I am not kidding.

That’s right folks. The 18% increase is being approved … only in steps in order adhere to the Frog in the Boiling Pot philosophy which has worked flawlessly in this nation for the last 100 years.

It also appears that the majority of the PUC considerations involved NV Energy shareholder return, and little to no advocacy was done on the part of the Nevada public.

“Commissioner Thompson recommended a return on equity of 10.4 percent in that order. But Commissioner Rebecca Wagner argued for a little more of a return.”

Well, thank you Ms. Wagner. That was mighty Caucasian of you (unlike those menacing Negros on the RJ homepage).

It’s comforting to hear that you are arguing for higher shareholder profits on the back of the Nevada ratepayer. Did Ms. Wagner also argue for “a little less of a salary” for the multi-millionaires running NV Energy?

Did Ms. Wagner opine that NV Energy could make a higher return on investment if they stopped advertising?

Nope.

Ms. Wagner just wants you to pay … and shut your peasant mouth. After all, what are you going to do about it?

But we can’t just blame Wagner.

“Thompson agreed, and the commission’s final order included Wagner’s 10.5 percent return on equity.”

Gee, Thompson, way to stand your ground. We now know who wears the pants in that relationship. Does she make you call her “mommy” while she’s spanking your bare ass too?

In drafting the NV Energy decision, Commissioner Sam Thompson said he aimed for a “just and reasonable” solution that balanced the interests of ratepayers and shareholders.

Again, the shareholders already have advocates — the executives and lawyers for NV Energy. We do not. The PUC is not in the business of asserting the interests of shareholders. Once again, this is the legal mandate of the Nevada Public Utilities Commission:

NRS 703.151 Duties of Commission in adopting regulations relating to provision of electric service. In adopting regulations pursuant to this title relating to the provision of electric service, the Commission shall ensure that the regulations:

  1. Protect, further and serve the public interest;
  2. Provide effective protection for customers who depend upon electric service;
  3. Provide for stability in rates and for the availability and reliability of electric service;
  4. Encourage the development and use of renewable energy resources; and
  5. Require providers of electric service to engage in prudent business management, effective long-term planning, responsible decision making, sound fiscal strategies and efficient operations.

There is still nothing in there about “balancing interests of shareholders”. This is a task that the PUC has given themselves. The only considerations that the PUC can legally make, is decisions that directly benefit the public.

In my opinion, publicly-paid officials abandoning their legal duties in favor of compensation for non-public entities is corruption, collusion, racketeering, and a breach of the public trust.

Last but not least, the PUC emphatically stated that the increase was absolutely necessary.

Of course, were the increase “absolutely necessary”, Nevada would currently have no power. The fact that we do have power is prima-facie evidence that power can be delivered at the current rates just fine.

I asked both NV Energy and the PUC myself: “What happens if the increase is not approved?”

Neither one of them had an answer. Well, they had an answer, but they did not want the truth to come out of their own mouth.

The answer is … nothing. Absolutely nothing would happen were this rate increase not approved. Everything would be the same as it is today. You would continue paying what you are now to a state-run monopoly, the executives of NV Energy would continue receiving multi-million dollar salaries, the PUC would continue taking public money to advocate for shareholders of a private company, and the status-quo would continue.

Not only is this rate increase not necessary, but the PUC could lower rates by 20% tomorrow, and you still would not notice a difference at your three-pronged wall outlet.

To make a long story short, The Public Utilities Commission lied. Just flat-out lied. There is no more pleasant way to say it.

As much as the local media likes to say that they fully vet the information they print and broadcast, the fact is that they do not.

Had a corn-rowed black guy fed our local media an obvious lie, you can bet your sweet ass that they would have triple-checked the facts and gleefully extolled any discrepancies on the front page.

Alas, these tasks are still left to inaccurate bloggers. As the mainstream continues to hemorrhage cash and wonder where it all went wrong, they may be able to trace the shift in tide to the end of this decade. They have completely abandoned their tasks as public watchdogs. Nobody trusts the corporate media anymore, and for good reason. Whether it is the editor of a newspaper vocally coming out against the First Amendment, or playing softball with large businesses in exchange for advertising, the public trust is waning.

Personally, until I become Mayor, I am exploring legal avenues against both NV Energy and the PUBLIC Utilities Commission.

It is my position that they are not only violating Federal Anti-Trust laws, but also that the PUC is abrogating its duties by spending an inordinate amount of time making consideration for shareholder return. NV Energy shareholders are not the constituency of the PUC. The Nevada PUBLIC is. Hell, it’s even in the name of the agency.

However, don’t expect to hear about the suit in your local paper. There are too many prostitutes and colored folks on the loose that they want you to know about.

Don’t despair, though. The mainstream still does serve a purpose.

After all, without the mainstream, who would inform you that there is a 20% chance of rain everyday, and who else can give you the finest geriatric porn on all of the Internet?

Certainly not a 30% accurate blogger.

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