Rex's Las Vegas Blog

Selling Your Soul
March 13th, 2010

There is one aspect of Rexville that people have been asking me to cover for roughly the past six months, but I have so far resisted doing so. At least in-depth.

In addition to weekly motels, wedding chapels, drug sales, streetwalkers-r-us, tattoo parlors, strip clubs, and bail bonds places ... the next most prominent business type in the neighborhood would probably be pawn shops. I don't think I've ever seen a two-square-mile area in the world with more pawn shops than Rexville. Unfortunately, these are probably the businesses in which I am the least interested.

Something about pawn shops have always depressed me. They represent the aspect of capitalism that I am the least fond of. Basically, one man's misfortune is another's gain. I generally don't think well of payday loan places, or realtors who take customers on tours of houses where the occupants have just been thrown on the street. I could never go to a foreclosure sale or an auction where people's lives are sold off piece-by-piece. I would feel like a parasite.

The USA has gone from a nation of innovators to a nation of professional middle-men. We don't really produce anything anymore. Instead, we just stick our finger in as many jars as we can find. We re-sell the same product or service as many times as possible so that multiple people can skim value off of something they had no hand in creating.

Why create something of value when you can buy, sell, or broker it?

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Word To Your Mother Earth
March 12th, 2010

Now, I've taken a lot of criticism for my "climate change" stance, but of all of the things I get criticized for, I consider these attacks to be the most unwarranted and unjustified.

In my mind, when people criticize me for making fun of global warming, it is akin to meth addicts with DARE bumper-stickers chastising me for my caffeine intake. It's irrational.

If one were to do a comprehensive audit of fully-functional 41 year old males in the USA (paraplegics probably use little gasoline), I would estimate that my personal lifetime carbon footprint would place me in the bottom ten percentile ... if not the bottom five.

I've always made it priority #1 to live where things were actually located. I've never "driven to work" on a daily basis. I've walked, biked, roller bladed, and taken the bus/subway ... but hour-long daily automobile commutes are a completely foreign concept to me. Driving in traffic feels like torture and I go to great lengths to avoid it.

Sure, I own a car now, but I've earned it. I paid my "carbon" dues in spades for damn near 35 years. I'm too banged up to self-propel myself quite as far as I used to. Especially in 110 degree temperatures. Still, personal drives of over 5 miles are uncommon, and I still overwhelmingly prefer the bus or the monorail. On a day-to-day basis, my "carbon footprint" is still probably 80% less than the average suburbanite's.

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How Long Is Your Yardstick?
March 11th, 2010

The LVCVA reported average daily rates as $99.75 while a major hotel-booking site reported them to be $79.

For those of you keeping score at home, the LVCVA is being 26% more optimistic than the private company. The private company also says that rates dropped 18% in 6 months, and the LVCVA says they only fell 4% in an entire year.

Who's right? Who's wrong?

Who knows?

The thing about stats is ... they usually lie.

Numbers are easy to throw out, and since few people have the resources or initiative to double-check them, you can more or less make numbers up and still sound plausible. Even if you do know absolutes, there are a myriad of ways to manipulate them to show what you want to prove. For example, the Visitor's Authority may have used a smaller starting number (104 vs. 109) to make the decrease look less dramatic.

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The Resurrexion
March 10th, 2010

I just got out of the hospital, and first let me say that I very much appreciate all of the well-wishes. I even appreciate some of the questionable-wishes, such as those opining that I had some venereal disease, and even the one person who took the time out of his day to email me a simple "I hope you die".

I'm sure the latter was not a unique sentiment, so kudos for having the courage to say what many others were surely thinking. And by courage, I mean "sending an unsigned email from an anonymous email account". It must have taken hours to work up the strength to do that.

Can you imagine Rosa Parks in 2010?

From: sweet_mama_chocolate87156@yahoo.com To: The Montgomery Transit Authority

I'm sick and tired of your discriminatory policies, and I'm not going to take it anymore. If you don't let black folks sit at the front of the bus, I'm gonna post all of your email addresses on alt.sex.bestiality and post pictures of your racist drivers on 4chan!"

The Black Panthers would probably coordinate wholly via Twitter, where uprisings would be routinely thwarted by "service unavailable" and "check out our latest deals!" messages. The 140 character limit would probably also lead to some confusion.

"We are sick and tired of the white devil keeping us down. If you are with us, fight the power and rally at the intersection of 181st Street and M..."

"Sorry, that last message was too long. We will be rallying at 181st Street and Market Avenue. We are mad as hell and will not take it anymore. Make sure you are there promptly at N..."

It's a good thing the civil rights movement happened 50 years ago.

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The Blind Leading the Blind
March 6th, 2010

This is exactly why I don't read fiction.

The truth is so much more bizarre.

On Thursday, President O'Drama signed the "Travel Promotion Act" into law.

This particular act is designed to convince people from other countries to vacation in the Unites Sates. The act will be funded by a $10 fee on all tourists to the U.S.

That's right, we will begin luring people to our great nation by charging them more money before they even set foot on our soil.

So far, so bad.

That's nowhere near the worst part, however.

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Life in the Slow Lane
March 4th, 2010

Earlier tonight, I engaged in a bit of ghetto gambling. This was not the "play at the Western" version of ghetto gambling, instead, it was the cheap person version. Ghetto gambling is gaming that has all the fun of gambling, without any of the risk or reward. My own personal rendition of ghetto gambling involves taking only $20 to a local casino (usually the Sahara or Stratosphere) without an ATM card or even a wallet. Then, I play along these lines: I start out with $20, and I begin playing at a $3 or $5 table. I play a few hands until I double up or lose 50%. Unfortunately, I do not tip during these minor sessions unless I go on a big streak, and even then it's no more than a couple of bucks. If I double up, I pocket $20, and then proceed to play with "free" money at whatever low-limit game I feel like playing. The worst I can do is break-even on the session. If I get dinged for 50% early, I go to the $1 BJ tables or nickel Video Poker machines. If I manage to double up at these tables or machines, I go back to a "higher" limit ($3-$5) BJ table and repeat the process. If I lose it all ... I stop playing. At times, I have been able to make a single $20 bill last two hours while ghetto gambling, while getting the occasional free drink in the process. Read more ...


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30 Must Follow Rules For Any Las Vegas Casino Gambler - Part 1
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Top 15: Las Vegas Spots Not Found on a Tourist Map
January 27th, 2010

Top 10: Epic Las Vegas Heists
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January 4th, 2010

Top 10 Best Las Vegas Gaming Pits
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November 23rd, 2009

15 Ways To Get Kicked Out of a Las Vegas Casino
November 9th, 2009

June 17th, 2009

The Review-Journal Strikes Again

First Amendment

Newspapers have always widely held that the First Amendment applies to themselves, and themselves only.

Don’t believe me?

The Review Journal, the same newspaper that brought you geriatric pornography on its homepage has unilaterally decided that some people are more deserving of Free Speech than others.

The Review Journal was recently given a subpoena for information about readers, and they are handing it over.

Feel free to read about it here, but you may want to consider an anonymous proxy before using the second link.  If you click it, you might be a terrorist.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2009/06/16/AR2009061601923_pf.html

http://www.lvrj.com/news/48240147.html

While the RJ is calling this a victory on their part and is making a major production out of protecting the identity of most of the posters on their website, they are handing over the personal info of the most controversial posters.

They are trying to sell their readers on the fact that as long as they only out the people with “bad” opinions, then they have done the right thing.

Of course, any paper worth its weight in fertilizer knows that this is absolutely bogus logic.

Remember, the First Amendment does not exist to protect popular speech. Popular speech needs no protection.

The only speech that needs Constitutional protection, is speech which is objectionable.

The First Amendment was put in place not to protect the right of people to say “I agree with everything the government does”, but for people who say the opposite.   The First Amendment exists to protect the most vile, controversial, and unpopular speech imaginable, not to protect speech which is pleasant.

The founding fathers also noted that there is no free speech without anonymity.  This is why we have a secret ballot in this country.

So why has the esteemed (not really) Las Vegas Review Journal decided to turn over information about people who posted comments in the online edition of their newspaper?

Editor Thomas Mitchell said “I’d hate to be the guy who refused to tell the feds Timothy McVeigh was buying fertilizer,”referring to domestic terrorist McVeigh, who destroyed a federal building in Oklahoma City in 1995.

Oh how altruistic, but isn’t citing terrorism as a means to invade privacy slightly played out in 2009?

Apparently, the RJ desperately misses the 2003 propaganda machine, and are taking it upon themselves to fill the void.

Remember folks, this is not some beat reporter, but the EDITOR of the RJ spouting this nonsense.

Invoking terrorism references is the last bastion of the desperate and intellectually bankrupt, which the editor of the Review Journal clearly is.

Want to do something morally wrong, and have the public accept it? Associate it with a terrorist act in some way.  This is the very rationale that newspapers themselves began gleefully deriding at the start of the Iraq war, but now use it to their own advantage.

Invoking terrorism for personal gain is only bad if someone else does it.

Using the RJ Editor’s logic, you can extrapolate that everyone should live in glass houses and only use postcards to communicate since anyone can theoretically do something bad at any moment.  What if one of the other posters on the site buys fertilizer?  How can they be sure that they will not?

Is the RJ culpable if one of the other 100 posters does something terrible?

Nobody who subscribes to the Review Journal has to worry about fertilizer purchases anyway. Horse shit is delivered to their door on a daily basis.

Of course, the RJ has a long and storied history of invasion of privacy. This is why it is always prudent to give them a fake name if you ever acquiesce to an interview. If you speak to RJ reporters, they have the proven ability to run your name through a police database, and post the results online without your permission, even if it has no relevance to the story.

Don’t believe me?

http://www.vegasrex.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=7&t=3984&p=58413#p58413

Remember, this is a private company, no different than McDonald’s, accessing police files about a bus rider, and then posting their findings about his criminal record online in a searchable format absent any cause whatsoever.

These are the same people who gleefully published photographs of the “50 most prolific prostitutes in Las Vegas”, but they absolutely refuse to get anyone from the Public Utilities Commission on the phone.

18% rate hikes or some lady selling her ass in a private hotel room.

Which issue effects your life more?

Unless you are going to use the paper merely as an advertising mouthpiece, stay away from the RJ.

Unless you are going to say something milquetoast, status-quo, and non-controversial, you would be well-served to stay away far away … from any online endeavors run by the Las Vegas Review Journal.

Let them have the status-quo’ers who long ago shed any semblance of independent thought.  Those are really the only people who consume mainstream media anyway.  Look at the mainstream numbers.  They are dwindling.  Newspapers are hurting, and it’s by their own hand.  They lost the trust of the people long ago, and are only accelerating that perception of abject distrust in the public psyche.

Find someplace else to make your opinion known, and use things like the Onion Router when you do so.  ttp://www.torproject.org/

The RJ will gleefully toss out the First Amendment on the predication that you “might” do something wrong at some point in the future.  Hell, they might just post anything they know about you for no reason at all (see above).

The Review Journal has never been ethical or trustworthy, and this is becoming more apparent as time goes on.

Also, do not forget this incident the next time the RJ itself hides behind the First Amendment.  I know I won’t.

When they protest and cry out that they are protected by the First Amendment, remind them that “We’d hate to be the readers who refused to tell the feds that the RJ was selling out the interests of their readers to NV Energy.

Apparently, this is logic that the RJ can relate to.

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