Rex's Las Vegas Lists

How To Spend Your Bachelor Weekend in Las Vegas (25 Do's and Don'ts)
March 2nd, 2010

30 Must Follow Rules For Any Las Vegas Casino Gambler - Part 2
February 24th, 2010

30 Must Follow Rules For Any Las Vegas Casino Gambler - Part 1
February 17th, 2010

Top 15: Las Vegas Spots Not Found on a Tourist Map
January 27th, 2010

Top 10: Epic Las Vegas Heists
January 12th, 2010

Top 10: Best Looking Las Vegas Cocktail Waitresses
January 4th, 2010

Top 10 Best Las Vegas Gaming Pits
December 8th, 2009

17 Things First Time Visitors Must Do in Las Vegas
November 23rd, 2009

15 Ways To Get Kicked Out of a Las Vegas Casino
November 9th, 2009


Rex's Las Vegas Blog

Word To Your Mother Earth
March 12th, 2010

Now, I've taken a lot of criticism for my "climate change" stance, but of all of the things I get criticized for, I consider these attacks to be the most unwarranted and unjustified.

In my mind, when people criticize me for making fun of global warming, it is akin to meth addicts with DARE bumper-stickers chastising me for my caffeine intake. It's irrational.

If one were to do a comprehensive audit of fully-functional 41 year old males in the USA (paraplegics probably use little gasoline), I would estimate that my personal lifetime carbon footprint would place me in the bottom ten percentile ... if not the bottom five.

I've always made it priority #1 to live where things were actually located. I've never "driven to work" on a daily basis. I've walked, biked, roller bladed, and taken the bus/subway ... but hour-long daily automobile commutes are a completely foreign concept to me. Driving in traffic feels like torture and I go to great lengths to avoid it.

Sure, I own a car now, but I've earned it. I paid my "carbon" dues in spades for damn near 35 years. I'm too banged up to self-propel myself quite as far as I used to. Especially in 110 degree temperatures. Still, personal drives of over 5 miles are uncommon, and I still overwhelmingly prefer the bus or the monorail. On a day-to-day basis, my "carbon footprint" is still probably 80% less than the average suburbanite's.

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How Long Is Your Yardstick?
March 11th, 2010

The LVCVA reported average daily rates as $99.75 while a major hotel-booking site reported them to be $79.

For those of you keeping score at home, the LVCVA is being 26% more optimistic than the private company. The private company also says that rates dropped 18% in 6 months, and the LVCVA says they only fell 4% in an entire year.

Who's right? Who's wrong?

Who knows?

The thing about stats is ... they usually lie.

Numbers are easy to throw out, and since few people have the resources or initiative to double-check them, you can more or less make numbers up and still sound plausible. Even if you do know absolutes, there are a myriad of ways to manipulate them to show what you want to prove. For example, the Visitor's Authority may have used a smaller starting number (104 vs. 109) to make the decrease look less dramatic.

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The Resurrexion
March 10th, 2010

I just got out of the hospital, and first let me say that I very much appreciate all of the well-wishes. I even appreciate some of the questionable-wishes, such as those opining that I had some venereal disease, and even the one person who took the time out of his day to email me a simple "I hope you die".

I'm sure the latter was not a unique sentiment, so kudos for having the courage to say what many others were surely thinking. And by courage, I mean "sending an unsigned email from an anonymous email account". It must have taken hours to work up the strength to do that.

Can you imagine Rosa Parks in 2010?

From: sweet_mama_chocolate87156@yahoo.com To: The Montgomery Transit Authority

I'm sick and tired of your discriminatory policies, and I'm not going to take it anymore. If you don't let black folks sit at the front of the bus, I'm gonna post all of your email addresses on alt.sex.bestiality and post pictures of your racist drivers on 4chan!"

The Black Panthers would probably coordinate wholly via Twitter, where uprisings would be routinely thwarted by "service unavailable" and "check out our latest deals!" messages. The 140 character limit would probably also lead to some confusion.

"We are sick and tired of the white devil keeping us down. If you are with us, fight the power and rally at the intersection of 181st Street and M..."

"Sorry, that last message was too long. We will be rallying at 181st Street and Market Avenue. We are mad as hell and will not take it anymore. Make sure you are there promptly at N..."

It's a good thing the civil rights movement happened 50 years ago.

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The Blind Leading the Blind
March 6th, 2010

This is exactly why I don't read fiction.

The truth is so much more bizarre.

On Thursday, President O'Drama signed the "Travel Promotion Act" into law.

This particular act is designed to convince people from other countries to vacation in the Unites Sates. The act will be funded by a $10 fee on all tourists to the U.S.

That's right, we will begin luring people to our great nation by charging them more money before they even set foot on our soil.

So far, so bad.

That's nowhere near the worst part, however.

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Life in the Slow Lane
March 4th, 2010

Earlier tonight, I engaged in a bit of ghetto gambling. This was not the "play at the Western" version of ghetto gambling, instead, it was the cheap person version. Ghetto gambling is gaming that has all the fun of gambling, without any of the risk or reward. My own personal rendition of ghetto gambling involves taking only $20 to a local casino (usually the Sahara or Stratosphere) without an ATM card or even a wallet. Then, I play along these lines: I start out with $20, and I begin playing at a $3 or $5 table. I play a few hands until I double up or lose 50%. Unfortunately, I do not tip during these minor sessions unless I go on a big streak, and even then it's no more than a couple of bucks. If I double up, I pocket $20, and then proceed to play with "free" money at whatever low-limit game I feel like playing. The worst I can do is break-even on the session. If I get dinged for 50% early, I go to the $1 BJ tables or nickel Video Poker machines. If I manage to double up at these tables or machines, I go back to a "higher" limit ($3-$5) BJ table and repeat the process. If I lose it all ... I stop playing. At times, I have been able to make a single $20 bill last two hours while ghetto gambling, while getting the occasional free drink in the process. Read more ...


Wackjack
March 2nd, 2010

"NASCAR Weekend" just wrapped up in Las Vegas, and following a new personal tradition, I spent a good part of the weekend at the Sahara.

Frankly, I've always found the Sahara's NASCAR theme to be somewhat unusual. It just doesn't seem to "fit" for some reason.

The Sahara is a desert-themed hotel with a rich and storied history (the Beatles stayed here during their first visit to Vegas), and I never really figured out how stock cars found their way into this paradigm. On any given day, you can stand outside and watch a race car roller coaster loop past the iconic neon camels. It's a very odd paring. Kind of like putting a gigantic poster of two Mormons facing the sinful Vegas Strip. As if that could happen.

Anyway, since the Sahara is ground zero for racing fans in Vegas, this is obviously one of the best places in town to spend a racing weekend ... second only to the track itself.

After walking to the casino and scoping out a prime Blackjack table on Saturday, I became slightly disillusioned with how the Sahara was conducting itself. While both $3 and $5 "real" Blackjack tables are standard offerings at the casino (which is part of why the property is endearing for me), the Sahara had converted at least half of their five dollar games to 6:5.

Given the loyal crowds, this seemed very opportunistic.

Look, I understand the laws of supply and demand, and I understand what most people consider to be "good business decisions". Americans think "capitalism" is synonymous with "greed", and they think that good capitalists need to "capitalize" on every customer.

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June 15th, 2009

NV Energy and the Public Utilities Commission

NV Energy

June 24th is an important day for Nevada. Most people are unaware of it’s importance.

This is not by accident.

On June 24, 2009 at 9:30am, the Public Utilities Commission will “issue a decision” at their offices regarding whether or not to hand a non-competitive, private, publicly-traded monopoly an 18% rate increase which you will be forced to pay.

The PUC and various agencies have been holding meetings about this increase over the last month, and most of these meetings have not been open for public comment.

Why?

Because you, the Nevada citizen, are being represented by the PUC in the matter, and therefore your meddling is not necessary. Fear not. The PUC is looking out for you. They have your back.

We know this because the PUC has a mission statement. That mission statement says:

“To enable universal access to affordable, efficient, safe and reliable utility service in Nevada, the Public Utilities Commission (“Commission”) will ensure that all of its decisions are based on a fair and impartial examination of the evidence, as well as exhaustive investigation. The commission will balance the interest of customers and shareholders of public utilities by providing utilities with the opportunity to earn a fair return on their investments while providing customers with just and reasonable rates.”

Wait. WHAT?

NV Energy already has legions of highly-paid (by us) attorneys and lobbyists who do nothing other than assert the interests of the company, should that really also be the focus of the only agency that advocates for the public in such matters?

Really?

The PUC does not define “fair return on investment”. Very few ratepayers make $8 million year, but that is what the president of NV Energy makes. The Vice President makes $3 million.

To put this into some kind of perspective, the President of NV Energy makes 363 times what the average Nevada taxpayer makes in annual income.

THREE HUNDRED AND SIXTY THREE TIMES.

According to the PUC, this is “fair” for NV Energy, and is “just and reasonable” for you.

That’s not all, though. It appears as though the PUC has adopted its own mission statement. Contrary to the fairy tale they have written for themselves, Per NRS 703.151, this is the official, legal duty of the Public Utilities Commission:

NRS 703.151 Duties of Commission in adopting regulations relating to provision of electric service. In adopting regulations pursuant to this title relating to the provision of electric service, the Commission shall ensure that the regulations:

  1. Protect, further and serve the public interest;
  2. Provide effective protection for customers who depend upon electric service;
  3. Provide for stability in rates and for the availability and reliability of electric service;
  4. Encourage the development and use of renewable energy resources; and
  5. Require providers of electric service to engage in prudent business management, effective long-term planning, responsible decision making, sound fiscal strategies and efficient operations.


Do you see anything in the law which indicates that the PUC provide a “fair return” for the shareholders of the monopoly?

I do not, but I do, however, see a mandate to protect, further and serve THE PUBLIC INTEREST. Not the NV Energy interest, but the public interest.

In its fervor to provide real time coverage of the Gan’s autopsy and a single case of swine flu death, our local award-winning “legitimate” media has taken a decidedly hands-off approach to this issue. Imagine a world in which Channel 8 puts out one tenth as many headlines about NV Energy’s constant gouging of Nevadans as they do about the swine flu.

Would things change?

Possibly. But we’ll never know. Rate increases means ad dollar increases, and make no mistake about it, your “legitimate media” sells you out to the highest bidder each and every day. Face it, you will not find these issues in the pages of the RJ.

So, this leaves it up to you, the Nevada citizen to ask the following question.

What happens if NV Energy does not get their rate increase?

  • Will our power go off?
  • Will NV Energy go bankrupt?
  • Will the 8 million dollar salary of the NV Energy president be in jeopardy?
  • Does NV Energy resign from providing power to Nevada, pack up and go home?
  • Why is it never, ever, ever “fair” to LOWER rates of Nevadans during a statewide recession?

We are constantly being told that NV Energy “needs” the rate increase, but if an action is necessary, that means that there will be repercussions if the action is not taken. What, exactly, are those repercussions?

This is an important question that nobody has addressed.

NV Energy won’t tell us. The Public Utilities Commission won’t tell us. Our ever-vigilant, award-winning, legitimate watchdog media won’t even ask.

And since nobody else will break down a “fair” return for you, I will.

A “fair return” is what the market dictates. A “fair return” is what people are willing to pay in a free market. A “fair return” is what one can earn by providing superior products and services in relation to their competition.

Strictly speaking, in a monopoly, there is no such thing as a “fair return”. Any profit made under conditions of a monopoly are coerced gains sanctioned by the State. This is known as a “state-run monopoly”, and this is why kids in school today are being taught to fear and despise countries like Cuba, North Korea, Iran, and China.

Yet here it is. In your own home. Right now. As you wave your flags and shout about our freedoms, this may be something to think about. Our market economics for many absolute necessities are no different from the countries listed above.

In the eyes of the Nevada Public Utilities Commission, it has always been “fair” to give NV Energy a rate increase. They approved ten major increases in a row.

Face it, folks, the only people representing your interests in these matters are 30% accurate bloggers like myself, and we don’t get paid handsomely with your tax dollars to make sure that NV Energy gets a “fair” return.

It does not take even the smartest of us to realize the sheer insanity of this entire situation.

I do know one thing, though.

I do intend to sue the Public Utilities Commission under NRS 703.11

If I become Mayor (and yes, I am still running), I am going to vigorously pursue corruption and racketeering charges against every current member of the Public Utilities Commission, retroactive to this date. I will have everything examined, and if there is anything, and I mean anything at all to indicate that decisions were made by the PUC which were contrary to interests of Las Vegas residents, and if they anything that did not protect, serve, and further the public interest as required by law … I will lead a vigorous call for the prosecution of those involved.

I’m sure that everyone at the PUC is laughing and turning their nose up while reading these words … but overconfidence is almost always the precursor to a downfall. Just ask Rod Blagojevich. I’m sure he received angry letters from constituents too, and I’m sure he laughed those off as well.

Nobody in public office ever thinks they will wind up the target of corruption probes … until they do. A chubby intern can’t get a president impeached, and some idiot Nevada resident making noise about corruption on a lame website is similarly nothing to worry about.

Maybe they’re right, though.

Maybe the PUC can allow a private company to violate Nevadans in perpetuity, and the members will never have to pay for their corruption. This is certainly what they are counting on, and only time will tell.

If you are reading this, and you still want to comment in some way on the upcoming rate increase, there is still time. I don’t know how much good it will do, but the PUC claims to read citizen comments. Perhaps it is time to test that theory.

Contact the Public Utilities Commission, and ask them this simple question:

“What happens if you do not approve the rate increases?”

If you get an answer, which I doubt, by all means, let me know.

This will not be the last increase. Once this one is pushed through, another will follow closely behind it, unless you wake up. The RJ and your local media will not help you. You have to help yourself.

Speak now or forever preserve the status-quo. You have nine days.

http://pucweb1.state.nv.us/pucn/ConsumerInfo/Form1.aspx

Nevada Public Utilities Commission
101 Convention Center Drive, Suite 250
Las Vegas, NV 89109
Phone: 702-486-2600
Fax: 702-486-7206

Your Public Servants on the Commission who are eagerly waiting to hear from you. The members who will be making the rate increase decision are:

Chairman Jo Ann P. Kelly – http://pucweb1.state.nv.us/PUCN/General/kelly.aspx
Commissioner Rebecca Wagner – http://pucweb1.state.nv.us/PUCN/General/wagner.aspx
Commissioner Sam Thompson – http://pucweb1.state.nv.us/PUCN/General/thompson.aspx

When the rate increase is approved, you may want to contact the following and request that they investigate violations of NRS Chapter 703:

Nevada Attorney General’s Office, Consumer Protection Division: 775-684-1180 or bcpinfo@ag.state.nv.us

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