My observation started a discussion amongst us all, and some anger was expressed during the conversation. Most of us agreed that the cost of this event was not worth the publicity, and that it was a colossal waste of money. I’ll be interested to see if that opinion makes it into print in any of the “mainstream” rags. My guess is that it will not.
But enough logic. People don’t come to Vegas (or Vegas sites) to be immersed in the harsh realities of life, they come to escape it — so let’s get to the girls.
There were lots of them. Two hundred and eighty one of them to be exact. Most of them were attractive, most of them were friendly, and they were a diverse group. There was a girl here to fit everyone’s taste. White, black, Asian, short, tall, skinny, cushion for the pushin, blonde, brunette — you name it, there was a girl here to stiffen your Oscar Mayer.
One of the event promoters, Holly Madison was also here, but I had to ask the crowd what her claim to fame was. Apparently, she was married to Hugh Hefner and took her clothes off blah blah blah — it didn’t really matter. She was bangable so I snapped her photo a few hundred times so I would have some material for the restroom at 2am when I have insomnia. Nothing makes you sleepier than – well, if you’re a dude I need not explain further.
I later learned from one of my forum members that she “might” be taking Kelly Monaco’s place in PEEPSHOW. It’s still a rumor, but there you have it.
Of course, Oscar Goodman was all over the city today as well. It was not only “Bikini Day”, but Las Vegas was also celebrating the 50th anniversary of the Las Vegas sign.
Oscar showed up at the sign, and in one of the most absurd things he has ever done (and that is really saying something) — in the face of centuries of astronomical observations and scientific conclusions, our Mayor “declared” that May 14th was now the official beginning of Summer.
Take that Galileo.
I’m pretty sure that the Mayor of Las Vegas does not possess the power to change seasons, but I haven’t read the full text of the Patriot Act yet. It may very well be buried in there somewhere.
Anyway, all things considered, it was a fine day to be in Las Vegas.
There were a large number of locals-oriented pool parties, drink specials, the mood was festive and there were women in bikinis everywhere. What more could you possibly ask for?
“Shut the hell up, Rex. We didn’t click this post to listen to you yap. Make with the pictures already!”
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