Rex's Las Vegas Lists

Top 15: Las Vegas Spots Not Found on a Tourist Map
January 27th, 2010

Top 10: Epic Las Vegas Heists
January 12th, 2010

Top 10: Best Looking Las Vegas Cocktail Waitresses
January 4th, 2010

Top 10 Best Las Vegas Gaming Pits
December 8th, 2009

17 Things First Time Visitors Must Do in Las Vegas
November 23rd, 2009

15 Ways To Get Kicked Out of a Las Vegas Casino
November 9th, 2009


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The Pro Bono Bookmaker
February 7th, 2010

Super Bowl Weekend is in full swing and we have a very respectable crowd in town.

I'm not sure if it's "third busiest weekend in Las Vegas" busy, though, which it has purportedly been over the years.

Traffic is certainly worse than usual, but only modestly so. Up to this point, I have been able to zip in and out of sports books to grab betting sheets with little to no delay, and book window lines have not been appreciably longer than they are during a random NFL Sunday.

Casino floors have been widely variable from "normal" at Paris to "downright packed" at the adjacent Bally's.

With overcast skies, drizzle, and temperatures hovering in the 50's, the weather this weekend could not be more perfect. I would go so far as to say that this is as good as it gets for Las Vegas.

The weekend has also been somewhat mellow for yours truly.

I scheduled a poker tournament on Friday afternoon at the Luxor, but as luck would have it for the participants, the table was overbooked and I had to cede my seat. With me out of the game, those who played had a shot at winning some money. From what I hear, two chicks won the tournament, so in retrospect I can't help but have liked my chances.

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The Surly Mediterranean
February 5th, 2010

Anyone who has made the drive from Southern California to Las Vegas is familiar with The Mad Greek. Since there are billboards for this restaurant every dozen miles or so, it would be hard not to at least be superficially aware of its existence.

Located in Baker, California, The Mad Greek is arguably the most popular diner between Vegas and LA. Baker is also, inexplicably, home to the World's Largest Thermometer. I am not kidding and I have no idea why such an attraction exists.

Anyway, since I'm fairly impatient and have no desire to hang out in the middle of Tweedledick, Nowhere ... I typically zoom by this small town at the appointed interstate speed limit, and not a single mile-per-hour faster.

One day about 8 years ago, however, it appeared that I was overly-optimistic with regards to the fuel efficiency of my vehicle. I stopped in Baker to fill up my gas tank, drain the monster ... and while I was there ... figured I would eat at the pissed off Greek dude's restaurant.

Unfortunately, I do not remember the details of the food vividly. This either means that it was not memorable, I had other things on my mind, or both.

Last year, I began noticing billboards going up around Las Vegas indicating that a location for this restaurant had opened on the Las Vegas Strip. Since this joint was already somewhat associated with traveling to Las Vegas, this seemed like a natural progression.

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No Publicity is Bad Publicity
February 4th, 2010

Growing up in Washington, DC, I never thought much about Las Vegas.

Then again, I don't suppose there was much to think about.

It was a hole in the desert over 2,000 miles away where people gambled while listening to Elvis sing.

I didn't have anything against the town, it just never crossed my mind. I probably said the word "Vegas" three times before I was 20 years old.

These days, I get the impression that most locals would prefer this mentality from the folks back home. The only time someone in Washington mentions Las Vegas by name these days is to verbally kick the town squarely in the ass.

Last year, President Barack O'Drama chastised corporations for using federal money to take trips to Las Vegas. I believe his exact words were "You can't go take that trip to Las Vegas or go down to the Super Bowl on the taxpayers' dime".

Frankly, I found his comment offensive, but not for the reason that most other locals did. I didn't care about the Las Vegas angle, I was just offended that these companies had taxpayer dimes. What they did with those dimes was inconsequential to the fact that they had them at all.

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One Step Closer To Primm
February 3rd, 2010

February 18th, 2010.

An otherwise un-notable date has taken on a whole new significance in Las Vegas.

It officially represents the last day that Planet Hollywood will be an independent property in any way, shape, or form.

On the 19th, it will officially be a Harrah's venture from top to bottom.

The first order of business for Harrah's once they take over will be to, what else, lay people off ... albeit "only" about 100 people. The layoffs are supposed to strike primarily management positions. It's very sad to see anyone lose their job, but since the office folks probably have more marketable skill sets outside of the gaming industry than do dealers and cocktail waitresses, I suppose these are the least tragic positions to lose.

Besides, I'm not sure how much current Planet Hollywood employees would get along with the rhesus monkeys that Harrah's currently employs in management.

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You Can’t Fight City Hall
February 2nd, 2010

I have always found Las Vegas City Hall to be somewhat impressive. Built in 1973 and extended in 2003, it is large, modern, and more than suitable for a city of 600,000 people.

Depending on the latest turn in our numbers, Las Vegas is now a city that is either losing population or is experiencing miniscule growth. This being the case, one might surmise that our existing municipal infrastructure is just right. At a time when the city is hemorrhaging tax revenue without an end in sight, even if our City Hall were not ideal, one might think that we could hold on and make it work until things got a bit better.

Obviously, I'm missing something.

Municipalities like to chronically decry the fact that they do not have enough money, and they are always on the lookout for ways to rip-off the citizenry, but I maintain that nearly all budget shortfalls are a result of mismanagement by government itself. I have a fair number of Federal employees in my extended family, and exactly zero of their positions are essential to the health and welfare of the American people. They are also the most shiftless, lazy, unmotivated people I have ever met in my life. They would not be able to hold jobs at Burger King for more than 2 weeks. I have the nerve to wonder why I don't get invited to family reunions.

In my opinion, 90% of government employment is glorified welfare for people with absolutely zero ambition. Say what you want about people on food stamps, but welfare queens are downright cheap when compared to their "government employee" counterparts who get salaries and pensions for shutting up and not rocking the boat for 30 years.

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Eating Out
February 1st, 2010

If there is one universal culinary truth in Las Vegas, it is that our pizza sucks.

It just flat out blows goats.

As an East Coast transplant who used to enjoy good pizza on a very regular basis, this has always been hard to come to terms with. Along with blowing goats ... a hobby I have picked up since I moved here.

When I lived on the far west side of Vegas, there was a joint called "Villa Pizza" at Durango and Desert Inn which was actually pretty good -- but not good enough to keep me in that hellacious neighborhood of bored lawn nazis with whom I was constantly at odds. I tried to organize a homeowner's uprising at one point, but all of my neighbors were so browbeaten into submission that they quivered and soiled their pants at the mere mention of the name of the HOA.

It's been a very long time since I've been back to that gated mind-toilet.

I wonder if they miss me?

Anyway, those days of 2004-2005 were probably the last time I had a decent slice of pizza in this town. There is a Villa joint near Maryland and Sahara, but the one time I ate there was kind of a disappointment. I figured two restaurants in the same franchise would be the same, but somehow they weren't.

Today, however, I finally broke the five-year losing streak.

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Las Vegas Derailed
January 31st, 2010

It's a bad time to be a fan of rail transit in Las Vegas.

The application for our proposed high-speed Maglev train from Anaheim to Las Vegas has been denied.

So much for that.

Supposedly, not all is lost, however. Backers of the "DesertXpress" train from Victorville to Las Vegas see this as a positive development since their project is still in the works, and the ruling eliminates what would ostensibly be their primary competitor.

In theory.

Frankly, if anyone thinks Californians are going to all of a sudden discover rail travel and abandon their vehicles, they're higher than I have ever been in my life.

I used to live directly on top of the Los Angeles Red Line subway, and I rode it almost daily, but the greatest thing about the train was the fact that I almost never had to compete for a seat. Keep in mind that this was a train that traversed the most densely populated, transit-oriented population in Southern California, and not even they rode it in droves.

Westlake (the neighborhood immediately west of Downtown) has a population density of 45,000 people per square mile. To put this into perspective, the city of San Francisco has 17,000 people per square mile. Central LA (Downtown, Westlake, Mid-Wilshire, and Hollywood) is on par with Brooklyn with regards to density.

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The Root of All Evil
January 30th, 2010

It's been an intolerable poker week for yours truly.

For some inexplicable reason, the ladies of the city have been making my life miserable.

A couple of days ago, the bane of my existence was "boob girl", and today it was "spectator girl".

Those of you who play poker in Vegas on a semi-regular basis have almost certainly encountered this creature. This is the woman who stands behind her boyfriend or husband, or pulls up a chair to sit and watch from behind.

The spectating girlfriend takes on many forms. Sometimes she stands quietly behind her meal ticket and doesn't say a word. Sometimes she nags him that she's hungry. Sometimes she is friendly with the other players. Sometimes she's loud and obnoxious.

When a guy's female companion walks up behind him and begins to camp out, you just never know what you are going to get.

Frankly, I'm not always a huge fan of spectator girl.

If her husband is sitting across from me, I don't really care. If he is sitting three seats to my left, I don't really care.

If he is sitting beside me ... I care.

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Hash House a No Go
January 29th, 2010

The Hash House a Go Go is an off-strip joint that has had somewhat of a cult following for many years, and late last year they finally opened a restaurant inside of the Imperial Palace.

The far-flung location of this eatery (Rainbow and Sahara) has always prevented me from becoming a routine patron of the establishment, but its new location mid-Strip allowed me to finally get around to giving it a fair shot.

This morning, I happened to be out and about by myself when hunger struck, and I've always felt that eating solo was highly underrated. I never really caught on to the eating-as-a-social event thing. Why do people get together to talk at the precise moment they plan on having food in their mouths? It's kind of like going to the proctologist after downing a full bar of Ex-Lax. When I eat, I don't like to talk, I like to read ... or possibly think. The last thing in the world I want to do is carry on a conversation. I'm very much an eater that prefers to be left alone.

The only drawback to eating solo is that everyone else in the restaurant looks at you with pity and assumes that you are a loser, and I am a loser which I've fully accepted.

This being the case, I ascended the escalator to the Hash House, and asked the seating guy (host? I don't know what their title is) for a table for one. He looked at me quizzically and said "one?", as if I couldn't possibly be serious.

"Yes, I will be eating alone", I replied.

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March 22nd, 2009

Photography in Casinos … “Officials” Respond

Photography in Casinos

Casino security has been a hot topic on this site, and other local sites in the past couple of months.

The topic really gained momentum with the revelation of Poker Grump’s detention last month at the Cannery.

Grump’s story touched off a firestorm among journalists, bloggers, and the legal profession here in town.

To his credit, local reporter Ben Spillman convinced the Review Journal that it was a worthy topic to cover.

Ben spoke with Poker Grump, myself, an attorney, the cops, and a host of other people who are familiar, or should be familiar with the topic of photography in casinos and the greater issue of illegal detention of anyone in casinos.

Before you go any further, you should read the full article. It is here:

http://www.lvrj.com/business/41647727.html

I am glad the mainstream printed a story, and frankly, I am glad that someone in “authority” has finally been quoted on the subject. It vindicates what I have been saying all along. For those of you who are confused about the matter, let this end the debate once and for all:

“There are no rules against it [photography in casinos], and there are no rules or regulations that govern it,” Randy Sayre, a member of the Nevada Gaming Control Board, said of shooting photos in Nevada casinos.

But that’s not all. A North Las Vegas Police spokesman offered the following:

“It is a reasonable response to say no if someone wants to see your pictures,” Bedwell said.

There, now that you have all seen it in mainstream print, perhaps you will finally believe what I have been telling you for the past several years.

It is not illegal to take photographs in casinos, nor are you required to show anyone your photos after you have taken them. You are also not required to have your bags checked at Best Buy or Fry’s when leaving the store. All of these “private property checks” are completely voluntary, and anyone who tells you to the contrary is just plain wrong.

Like any other citizen, security guards can only make “citizen’s arrests” if you have committed a crime. If you have not committed a crime, you are free to ignore anyone who tries to stop you, and you may effect any force necessary to ensure your freedom.

Now, about the article itself. It should come as no surprise that I do take some major exceptions to it. Not to the reporter, but to the comments made by some of the people interviewed.

After Mr. Sayre from the Nevada Gaming Control Board admitted that it was perfectly legal to take photos in casinos, he immediately seemed to take an opposing viewpoint.

“If it seems suspicious, clearly I think the property should have the ability to ask questions,” Sayre said. “These places have a lot of cash exposed.”

However, Sayre said, customers are under no legal obligation to reveal photos upon request.But he added that companies are free to prohibit the practice. They are also authorized to detain customers deemed to be security risks until police arrive.

Huh?

What does Sayre mean when he says that casinos are authorized to detain suspicious people? Where is the Nevada Statute that authorizes private citizens to detain other private citizens for being “suspicious”?

Forget about that, show me the Nevada Statute that defines “suspicious”.

I think anyone who plays 6:5 Blackjack is “suspicious”, but can I throw them in my trunk and wait for the cops to arrive? Of course not.

Casinos are let off the hook by using this vague “suspicious” definition, and that is where most of the problem resides.

“Hey, why did you lock that guy in your basement?”

“Because he looked suspicious.”

Do any of you think you could get away with that in your own hometown?

The answer is no. No you couldn’t. It didn’t work for Rick James, and it damn sure won’t work for you.

If you have a pile of cash laying on your kitchen counter, can you lock someone in your basement who looks “suspicious”?

Again, no.

With all due respect to our esteemed member of the Nevada Gaming Control Board, having money doesn’t give you any more legal rights than anyone else. That statement was just insulting and condescending, but not surprising. After all, we are talking about the Nevada Gaming Control Board.

Also, casinos do not have “a lot of cash exposed”. I can’t help but wonder if Mr. Sayre, has been inside of a casino lately. They lock the cash up now. These days, people use these things called “gambling chips”. When you sit at a table, the first thing the dealer does is take your cash, and shove it into a locked box under the table. I’ve yet to walk into a modern gambling venue to find tons of “exposed” cash.

Next, I find it incredibly troubling that the Cannery had absolutely no articulable position on the matter that stands up to even the most rudimentary amount of scrutiny:

Cannery spokesman Tom Willer said that although there is no rule explicitly prohibiting photography in the casino, guards considered Woolley a security threat.

“(He) appeared to be taking photos of surveillance camera positions,” Willer said. “That would be a problem for any casino operator.”

Really???

That’s the position of the Cannery?

Seriously, I thought they would come up with a better response, but this just reveals the complete lack of introspect of the people running the Cannery.

Forget the fact that it is IMPOSSIBLE to take photos in a casino without getting a security camera in the picture. It’s like taking photos in the forest and making sure you don’t get any trees in the shot. The Cannery are the ones who put a security camera next to a mural designed to attract attention. Does that mean that everyone who looks at it or photographs it is casing the joint?

Then, Mr. Willer went on to tell a bald-face lie.

“He did not wish to cooperate with us and show us the photos he was taking, or he had taken. So we asked him to leave the property.

When the reporter asked Mr. Willer this question, it was already well-established that they did far more than “ask him to leave the property”. They assaulted and imprisoned him for 90 minutes, and then filed a false police report.

Those are serious charges which, to this day, remain un-rebutted.

Allow me to continue:

Bedwell said North Las Vegas police responded to the Cannery call over Woolley’s pictures partly because Woolley was reportedly “very upset and being verbal.”

For some reason, stating the obvious is usually a responsibility left to me, but what the hell … here goes.

I am going to let you all in on a little secret.

Being “very upset” is not a crime!

Neither is “being verbal”.

Many of the authorities who were interviewed made no logical sense whatsoever. Why not just say you responded to the Cannery because Grump wore glasses or because security didn’t like his haircut? Let’s assume he was upset? So what? The fact is that he was trying to leave the casino.

Problem solved, no?

I see people “very upset” every day. I cannot arrest them for that. I see people talking every day … again, I cannot arrest them. Neither can private security guards. The police were responding to what they were fully aware was not a crime.

Also, this question SCREAMS to be asked:

Did the police check the tape to see if Woolley was being combative with the security guards?

Because, if they did check the tape, and he was not combative … the guards are now guilty of yet another crime. Filing a false police report.

If you claim you were raped, knowing full well that it did not happen, you can be arrested. This is exactly what should happen to these “security” guards. They should be arrested on criminal charges of assault, battery, unlawful imprisonment, lying to a police officer, and filing a false police report.

Unless they have Grump on tape taking swings at the guards, it should be a slam-dunk case … because … I will repeat … he did not break any laws. None whatsoever. Not only did he not break any laws, he was not even accused of breaking any laws.

The police are supposed to be here to protect and serve the citizens. This means arresting the people who unlawfully detain you. If someone kidnaps you, and all the cops do is order them to release you … do you think the kidnapper is in any way deterred from kidnapping someone else?

NO! That’s the problem.

When there is no penalty for harming someone, what is your deterrence? I’d like to beat half of the drivers in this town over the head with a baseball bat. But I don’t. Why? Because I wouldn’t get away with it. If I knew I would, well, let’s just say that there would be a few unconscious drivers sitting on Sahara Ave as we speak.

If security detains someone, and the cops arrive to find the detention is without merit, at that point the detainees have committed a very serious crime.

Now, some people say that it’s not criminal because the guards merely “inconvenience” people who get thrown in the back room.

Ben addressed the “inconvenience” aspect of this issue with me. He asked me what I would say to the people who opine that it was not a big deal because it was only a 90 minute inconvenience, and no harm was caused.

I told Ben that security guards have no way of knowing when they inconvenience someone, or are causing them grave harm. It’s a very dangerous assumption to make.

I will give you an example.

My mother currently has terminal cancer. I get phone calls sometimes, and have to be on an airplane with an hour’s notice to fly back East. She has been given “hours to live” on several occasions.

What if I am rushing out of the casino to McCarran after getting one of these calls, and security decides to kidnap me at that moment? Is it an “inconvenience”?

What if someone left their insulin at home, and before going back to get it, decides to snap a quick cellphone shot?

What if it is time to pick up your kid who is waiting for you?

What if you have a heart condition that is exacerbated by stress?

What if you just have a life, and have things to do?

Ninety minutes can mean everything to someone.

Casinos are opening themselves up to all kinds of damage claims by taking the position that it’s a mere “inconvenience”. Randomly throwing people in a basement for 90 minutes at a time is not an “inconvenience”. The very notion is patently absurd.

Private citizens have NO IDEA what is going on in other people’s lives. This is why they shouldn’t just interject themselves into the lives of strangers and assume it is just a “minor inconvenience”. You don’t know what people are going through or dealing with. You have no idea what ninety minutes means to a person. This is why, barring an overt crime taking place in your presence, the best course of action is to LEAVE PEOPLE ALONE!

If someone suffers harm at the hands of these guards, the casino will absolve themselves of all responsibility by claiming the patron was “upset”.

Well, guys, these people should be upset, there is no legal reason that they should cooperate, and the fact that they are “upset” does not constitute probable cause or even reasonable suspicion for their detention. You are playing with people’s lives here … a job you are not qualified to do.

The article also brought up a completely different point which rarely gets mentioned in these stories.

A Nevada jury found that citizens can legally defend themselves against private security guards.

I happened to be having this very discussion with someone last week. The person told me that they carried pepper spray in the event that casino security ever tried to “backroom” them.

“They are citizens like anyone else”, he said. “If it’s legal for me to defend myself if someone grabs me in a parking lot, it’s legal for me to defend myself if someone grabs me in a casino. They are not law enforcement.”

While this made absolute perfect sense, I was skeptical that anyone could do it and get away with it.

After reading Ben’s article, apparently, they can.

Please, do not get me wrong. I am not saying that it is a good idea to get physical with security. It’s a horrible idea and 99 out of 100 times they will beat your ass and “lose” the tape. Then, they will call the cops … who will respond to the casino and beat your ass again. Then they’ll say you “resisted” and throw you in a cage with Chester the Molester. You don’t want to know what he’ll do to your ass. It’s still very much the wild, wild West out here, and the rule of law is only theoretical. I’ve never gotten physical, or even raised my voice to a guard, nor will I ever. I’ve lived in this town long enough to know which battles you can and cannot win.

Legally, though, you are well within your right to use any means of self-defense at your disposal against any private citizen trying to kidnap, assault, or falsely imprison you. It bears repeating … security guards are private citizens. I’m glad to see that one person got justice, but 10 months in jail doesn’t seem right for lawful self-defense.

Anyway, I still don’t personally see this issue as being resolved. We have a 24 hour news cycle, and people will forget this issue even existed by tomorrow.

The powers that be appear to still feel comfortable enforcing laws that don’t exist, and seem to be even more comfortable failing to enforce laws that do exists.

I sincerely hope that Grump proceeds with both a criminal and civil suit, because the casinos and security guards depend 100% on our acquiescence to these illegal practices. Enough prima-facie evidence exists to indicate that there is a pattern of abuse going on, and like I said before …. if it is not dealt with, a casino patron is going to get hurt or end up dying in the back room of a Las Vegas casino for doing nothing wrong.

We all have a responsibility, locals and tourists alike, to be proactive and make sure that does not happen, and If this issue is not kept in the forefront, mark my words … it will happen.

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