Not getting your scrotum pierced with a knife!

What the bloody hell are advertisers thinking these days?

Is the southbound I-15 at the Mandalay Bay the best place to put these?

“Hey dude, let’s head to Vegas this weekend.”

“That’s a sweet idea … hey, I wonder how hard it is to get a vasectomy?”

Seriously, has that conversation ever taken place?

As long as you use a fake name when you come here (as everyone should), it’s the bitch’s problem 4 months from now.

Why on earth would you need to get your ball tubes cut?

Imagine the poor bastard staying in the Luxor Tower with his wife in a west-facing room with a prime view of this sign.

Wife: “Dear (or white male oppressor if she took Women’s Studies), I’ve been thinking, I don’t want any more children … I’ve heard that vasectomies are easier than we think.”

Husband: “What made you think of that?”

Wife: “Oh nothing, it was just a random thought.”

In all seriousness, do we want to give the shrew harpies any bright ideas?

I order Clark County to order these ads removed at once, and have them replaced with new signs which read “Don’t Be a Drunken Whore … It’s Easier Than You Think“.

Seriously, this is wrong on so many different levels.

I appeal to every rational male to flood the Clark County Government offices with complaints.

Talk about a vacation buzzkill.

These guys must really think this sign is a good idea. To make sure that pigeons don’t have the audacity to deface this beautiful message with their excrement, they put a fake owl up there to scare them away.

Good god how stupid must pigeons be …

“I was going to go over and shit on the vasectomy sign, but the wooden owl might object, so let me drop one through this guy’s sunroof instead.”