Somewhere on this planet that Richard Blackwell dude is wretching.

Christina Aguilera may make his worst-dressed list practically every year, but imagine if she worked for the Las Vegas Convention Center.

I don’t know if it is a referendum on the tough economic times, or simply a giant “fuck you” to the workforce … but do you know what uniforms the LVCC gives its security guards when it rains?

Garbage bags!

Oh sure, the garbage bags say “Las Vegas” on them, but it doesn’t disguise the fact that they are, indeed, garbage bags.

I spotted these poor bastards this weekend as they were doing a sweep of the Convention Center parking lot.

Can you imagine being a car thief and seeing these guys coming at you?

You would immediately drop your screwdriver and begin rolling on the ground laughing, so I suppose on some level it works. It certainly does deter crime, just not in the “I’m an authority” way … more like the “Oh shit, two guys dressed in garbage bags spotted me! Let me get a picture of this on my Boost Mobile phone and send it to my baby mamma.”

Seriously, that’s just wrong.

LVCC … get the men some proper rain gear.

You can’t expect people running around screaming “Respect my authoritaaaay!” in freaking garbage bags.

And I thought I had no fashion sense.

P.S. Just so you don’t think I am being a fashion snob, this is a photo of my own attire taken less than 10 minutes ago. This is my “good pair” of jeans, and is what I usually wear throughout the day. I assure you that I am not kidding.