I have decided to throw my hat into the ring for the November 2008 elections.

I should have enough votes to get on the ballot by the end of the month.

I am running on the “Fuck Those Other Crooked, Lying, Pandering, Corrupt Motherfuckers” platform, and would greatly appreciate your support this fall.

I already have the Albino Midget vote, and am working on the Meth-Addicted Stripper vote. A few more $20 bills, and I think I will have it wrapped up.

Thank you for your consideration.

I’m VegasRex and I approve of large tits.