Oh hell, it’s the weekend … I can’t leave those who couldn’t make it with one lousy video.

So I’ll make it two lousy videos.

We also poured a 40oz of Old English over the side and yelled “This one’s for the homies who ain’t here!” (not really, but it’s the thought that counts)

Like I said, I took the small camera, so the video quality is lacking.

Also, the music isn’t mine. That was the DJ’s choice.

Another reason I don’t go to nightclubs.

I’m no critic, but I could just imagine four Germans breakdancing to this stuff somewhere in Stuttgart that very night.

I don’t know what the genre is, but someone informed me that it was “douchebag music”.

I’ll take them at their word.

My dancing on the pole was far less offensive than the DJ.