Hey, if they can make a movie called “White Men Can’t Jump” …

Sure, we have no butts. Fine we may talk in high-pitched, whiny voices. I’ll grant you that most white kids in gated communities all want to be black. There is no way we will win a slam-dunk contest (or any sporting contest for that matter), and white people look like they are having a horrible, out-of-sync seizure when they dance.

We get it already. Every time a black comedian takes the stage, I know what’s coming.

“You want to know the difference between white people and black people ….”

No!

No, I don’t!

Richard Pryor and Eddie Murphy covered it already.

It was funny the first three hundred and eighty seven times.

You want to know the difference between white comedians and black comedians?

White comedians don’t all have the same shtick.

But I digress …

Payback is a motherfucker.

And that is what I am getting ready to do. Pay back every black comedian that made me sit through the obligatory “white people can’t dance” routine for the past 30 years.

In this video, I present to you conclusive evidence that some black people dance just as poorly, if not worse … than honkies.

You’ll see what I mean about 90 seconds into the video.

Caution: Some of what you will see in the video below is disturbing, and may not be suitable for young or sensitive viewers.

Alright, alright, I know, I know.

This guy is obviously a talented drummer, and he was playing the air drums quite well … possibly while high.

He actually kept the beat, and hit the cymbals at just the right time.

I was actually really digging it.

This is the type of vibe that I like to see.

Fuck the pretense …. this guy was getting down with his own get down, and it was a beautiful thing.

Score another one for Downtown.

But you and I both know that if I had picked up my air guitar, and started bending notes … the brothers would be giving me shit for the next 20 years.