As if there was not already enough evidence, I give you yet another example.

They have to create fake people to inhabit the city.

I was driving down Green Valley Parkway and stopped at a stoplight.

Out of the corner of my eye, I caught a glimpse of a couple of people hanging out on the grass.

After 10 seconds or so of them not moving, I took a closer look.

They weren’t people at all, they were statues. They look like real people if you are driving by at a normal pace. And they had fake sweaters tied around their fake necks while carrying fake tennis balls!

Holy shit … what is that all about?

Forget for a moment that they are fake, and realize that these are the only black people I have ever seen in Henderson.

Sure, Henderson is diverse. They love black folks. As long as they CAN’T FUCKING MOVE!

Not only does Henderson have to manufacture pretend cities, but they have to manufacture pretend residents too!

FUCK!

Word of advice to Henderson, you better start putting some of these fake people in these fake cities, because it is looking kind of sparse over there:

Then again, your fake minorities may be acting like scarecrows to the urban-hipster-wannabe white people.

I understand that the yuppie sweater around the neck is supposed to remove all hint of danger from these Harlem transplants, but come on, black is black.

These “urban dwellers” don’t want the experience to be THAT realistic.

Henderson never ceases to disappoint in the “suck” department.