Hang out in front of porn slappers with a VegasRex shirt!

These ladies have balls.

Well, not actual “balls”, but you get the point.

It’s been a terribly busy day, and I am in a shitty mood (what else is new?) … but I just received an amusing email with quote “Big Girls Love VegasRex … and Porn Slappers”, with a photo attached that made me smile for the first time all week.

The email came from Shonda (first pic), one of our readers/contributers. (Shonda also has a website of her own)

She and her friend Jen (second pic) were in Las Vegas last week.

I shudder to think at how poorly they must have been treated during their visit. People hurling insults, getting dirty looks, waitresses throwing drinks, casino security accusing them of being terrorists … you know, the usual VegasRex experience.

But somehow they managed to survive … no worse for the wear.

No doubt because of the proximity of where Shonda was standing, people probably thought that they could get some cheap ass at this “VegasRex” place … and they are absolutely right.

I’ve been known to put out for as little as $50, but with the rising cost of gas, food, and KY … I’m afraid that I too, am going to have to raise my rates.

Inflation doesn’t stop at the sphincter my friends.

And by “The Sphincter”, I mean “The Imperial Palace”.

Anyway, I was on women’s tits all week, so my mood has lifted a bit.

Nothing lifts my mood like boobs … and the thought of being associated with them in some way.

Oddly enough they didn’t get tossed out of town, and plan a return trip this fall. They reported having a good time last week, and that’s what we like to hear.

Thank you very much, ladies!

Extremely cool.