I received a fair amount of criticism for this post:

http://www.vegasrex.com/2008/03/13/move-to-the-right/

According to some people, I didn’t know my dick from a doorknob.

You see, apparently people aren’t supposed to walk on the escalators or conveyor belts, they weren’t designed for that.

At least that is what I was told.

So I went back to the scene of the crime today, and guess what?

SUCK IT, ASSGOBLINS!

See the sign?

Apparently it WAS “designed” for that.

Now you don’t have to take my word for it anymore. The people who operate the damn thing apparently weren’t raised in a barn between daddy’s John Deere tractor and Gomer the sheep … the family’s favorite sex surrogate.

“Stand to the right, walk to the left.”  Just as I’ve said, before I got flamed like the roof of the Monte Carlo.

So if you still think it’s a design flaw, call Bally’s and bitch to them.

Not that the sign does any good …