23rd February 2008

“Uh, Yeah, My Name is Steve and I Saw Your Picture on a Pole”

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Really, this is why porn slappers and their employers get such a bad reputation … and also why legislation periodically gets pushed to outlaw these guys.

This was the scene on the sidewalk this weekend.

I don’t think it’s much a “free speech” issue. It’s a “these guys leave their shit absolutely everywhere” issue.

Most of us can’t just go around sticking our advertisements in any public area that we want to.

I like whores as much as the next person, but this is just obnoxious.

Tying them to a utility pole and dropping them in front of people when they refuse to take one?

I’m sorry, that’s just goddamn filthy. And I’m not paying $500 to bang some broad who’s card I had to peel off of a piss-strewn sidewalk.

Who do I look like? Steve Wynn?

Sure, I have my own stash of porn, I just don’t keep it taped to the wall and strewn about my neighborhood.

I’ve always supported the “right” of these guys to do what they do, but I think they are pushing it just a little bit.

The sidewalks are just looking nastier and nastier on The Strip.

A little tact, discretion, and picking up after yourselves might actually keep you out of the crosshairs of the lawmakers.

It’s just a suggestion.