Scarier than a poltergeist … New Year’s weekend traffic has arrived.

It’s bumper to bumper even during the daytime hours.

Put on your most comfortable walking shoes because a motor vehicle isn’t going to get you anywhere in this town for the next 4 days.

I already bought my monorail pass.

Sure, the monorail is a punchline, but at least you’ll be making some forward progress while laughing.