I am selling a laptop computer, and decided to list it on a local “classified” site.

I indicated that I was only interested in selling to a local because I didn’t want to deal with shipping and with the various cashier’s check scams.

So I wake up this morning, and I have a buyer!

Well, sort of …

This was the offer. Verbatim.

Im very interested in your vaio. I have some questions though.

These might be stupid questions , but I figure this is worth a try.

I cannot afford a laptop, and due to my business and how busy i always am. I really absolutely NEED a laptop.

I am offering my services to you as a trade for the computer. IF YOU ARE INTERESTED. I provide massage. I would be willing to do several sessions to pay off the laptop.

I could also afford small monthly payments along WITH the massage.

If this interests you at all, please let me know!

thanks!

-Name Deleted-

ps - i am a local.

I kid you not. This was the first legitimate reply I got.

I bet you don’t get these in your town when you try to sell a laptop.

I know your next question, and the answer is that I am still debating on whether or not to accept the offer.

I’ll see if she complies with my request for nude pictures. I don’t want to accept and have a 6′6″ tranny with a huge adam’s-apple show up at my door.

By the way, the first part of her email address was “kitty.filth”.

She might want to re-think that username, because there is nothing less arousing than the thought of being massaged with cat shit.