Starting March 11, 2007, Southern Skyways will begin offering direct 757 airline service from West Virginia, to Las Vegas. The planes will be configured to carry 176 Hee-Haw cast members each way.

Apparently, there was a huge demand to speed up shotgun weddings between brothers and sisters, and Southern Skyways stepped in quickly to fill the void.

What remains to be seen is whether local casinos intend to accommodate this new group by offering up a diverse selection of moonshine and Skoal, and if the local farmers have the foresight to reserve a few of their prettier livestock for “escorts”.

If you see a goat in the Wynn elevators this March … you’ll know what’s going on.

I’m also pretty sure that Harrah’s properties will be rolling out 100/99 Blackjack tables to capitalize on the folks who think mathematical division is for “high-falutin city folk who is a puttin on airs”, and “the bigger numbers must pay better than them little 6 and 5 numbers”.

Let VegasRex be the first to welcome our new visitors from West Virginia, where the definition of a virgin is a girl who can run faster than her father, and the state where you can always tell when a girl is on her period by the number of socks she is wearing.