When I saw this Strip boutique mannequin in the middle of a costume change this weekend, all kinds of perverted thoughts ran through my head.
Face in in the crotch?
Doggystyle grind from behind?
The possibilities were endless.
While I was contemplating how I was going to take advantage of this situation, a perfectly normal looking woman stepped right up to the mannequin, and grabbed her boob while her companion took a photo (a photo which I piggybacked on). She strode up just as nonchalantly as could be, like this was an every day occurrence, and grabbed the plastic tit. Like she has been grabbing plastic tits all her life.
As a matter of fact, this lady had grabbing plastic tits down to an art form.
Thank the mother of all things merciful, despite cries to the contrary, it’s not just me!
There is another person in this world that wants to molest a naked mannequin!
For the second time this week, I feel vindicated.
