The free indoor White Tiger Exhibit at the Mirage is being done away with (pictured above).
It is being replaced by a burger joint called “BLT Burger” (expected to open in Spring 2008).
What next, the Venetian getting rid of the Gondolas to make way for a Taco Bell? Pouring cement over the Bellagio Fountains for a Subway Sandwich Shop, but placating people with Jared running out every hour and pissing into the air?
Let’s take all of the character out of the properties and fill them up with burger joints, because everyone knows they don’t have burger joints in Omaha.
More corporate bullshit on The Strip.
Just Damn!
On a somewhat positive note, the Dolphin exhibit and Secret Garden will remain. At least until the Mirage can find a 7-11 franchise willing to rent the space.
You can still see the White Tigers in the Secret Garden, but it will cost you $15.
For those of you who simply can’t pay for it, there is still free pussy at the MGM. Different color, but embrace diversity … just like the guy below.
Damn dude, get a room.
