28th October 2007

Two Frigging Thirty AM???

The New Frigging Frontier

Not content to make my life miserable while it was open, the New Frontier is going to flip me the bird in its final moments of physical existence.

By making sure I get no sleep.

Oh sure, I could skip the implosion altogether … but then I would miss the satisfaction of doing a dance in the middle of Las Vegas Boulevard while flinging my feces at the newly created pile of rubble.

Do you have any idea how long I have been waiting to fling my crap at the New Frontier?

Anyway, see you at 2:30AM! on November 13th.

If you see me, don’t try to shake my hand.

Trust me on this one.

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27th October 2007

Happy Nevada Day!

Nevada DayWhat is Nevada Day?

I know this much:

It was celebrated yesterday, but doesn’t officially occur until October 31st.

A bunch of people in Nevada got a 3 day weekend out of it.

They even have a keen website:

http://www.nevadaday.com/

Supposedly it was the day that Nevada was admitted into the United States, but a bunch of people in the legislature got together and decided that they didn’t want to risk it on a Wednesday. So they made sure it fell on the last Friday of the month, even though the last Friday of the month is rarely the day that Nevada became a state.

Kind of like holding the 4th of July on “The first Monday of July when ample beer and explosives are available”.

There is nothing like made-up holidays to make your chest swell with pride and say “I’m proud to be the resident of a state that takes its statehood so casually that it celebrates said statehood on a random convenient day and uses a big alien head to symbolize the occasion”.

Aliens Celebrate Nevada Day

Think I’m kidding?

Check their web page. That is the signature image of Nevada Day.

A creepy looking alien staring ominously over the courthouse while two F-15’s swoop toward the hot air balloon sitting like an infected zit on the side of the alien’s face.

That’s our symbol of state pride.

I can’t wait to see next year’s Nevada Day celebratory image.

I can see it now, a drunken stripper doing lines of coke off the back of a wild burro taking a dump on a cactus in Red Rock Canyon while the CEO of Harrah’s takes a whiz on the Stratosphere while an evil clown at Circus Circus drops acid into the watered down beer of unsuspecting tourists from Wyoming who just blew the mortgage on 6/5 Blackjack.

Now THAT would say Nevada!

Damn, I better copyright that one before they take it.

Anyway, Nevada became a state on Halloween.

It’s all starting to make sense now…

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26th October 2007

Something Strange Is Afoot at the Las Vegas Country Club

Las Vegas Country Club

8:02pm: Sirens blazing all over the East Side. Turned on the scanner, and the police have set up a perimeter around the Las Vegas Country Club.

Last I heard, “The suspect was last seen running across the golf course”.

There are 20+ units tracking this guy down (practically every unit in The Strip area), but I am not sure exactly what the suspect has done.

For those not familiar, this is the country club adjacent to the Convention Center and the Las Vegas Hilton.

The above white residential tower known as the Regency Towers is located without the boundaries of the Country Club, and it serves as a landmark for the area.

8:14pm: They turned the dogs loose to find the guy.

8:16pm: Resident just called, and the guy is behind a shed. (I wish they would say what he did to warrant this kind of response)

8:20pm: Suspect is on the property of the Country Club Towers at the corner of Desert Inn and Swenson. Resident in unit xxxx (for privacy) has a visual of him hiding along the north wall.

Below is a photo of the Country Club Towers to give you an idea of the proximity to The Strip.

Country Club Towers Las Vegas

8:21pm: The “victim” of this guy is in the Emergency Room of St. Rose hospital.

8:25pm: Suspect just ran across Desert Inn with no pants on. (Sounds like a normal Saturday night for me)

8:26pm: It was a jogger with a white shirt and black pants. It just looked like the guy had no pants on. The cops on the radio sound embarrassed. Dispatcher advising to leave the jogger alone. (You can’t make this stuff up)

8:28pm: Reports of screams from the northeast area of the Country Club.

8:30am: Suspect reported armed and dangerous.

8:32pm: More sirens screaming toward the area, there is a massive manhunt for this guy. He must have been caught taking pictures of the City Center or something.

8:34pm: Suspect pinned to the ground by officer.

8:35pm: Suspect in custody and officer in need of medical assistance. Officer down, crashed motorcycle while chasing suspect. Still not sure what suspect did. Maybe the mainstream media will report on this, maybe not. Will update when I find out what the guy did.

Just another mellow night in central Vegas.

8:43: Officers tracing the suspect’s tracks looking for “446″ (Drug Information). Seems like some kind of drug issue. Still not sure why it would merit such a massive response. Although this whole thing is in the immediate vicinity of crack alley.

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26th October 2007

Alice in Chains at The Joint Last Night

Alice in Chains in Las Vegas

Alice in Chains in Las Vegas

First of all, thanks to Pam (a Las Vegas local friend) for smuggling in a real camera so that I could use something a bit better than my crap cellphone CMOS camera. I don’t risk trying to take cameras into shows because they often get confiscated, and I don’t like the security goons “holding my stuff”. Unless the security goon is a 25 year old female Phoebe Cates lookalike. Then she can “hold my stuff” all night.

But that never happens.

I’ve been very sick for the last week, and was actually dreading the show a bit. I wish it could have been any other night, but the band refused to reschedule for me. I ended up standing for nearly 3 1/2 hours, and was pretty miserable by the end of the night.

Luckily, I saw the band last month at the Mandalay when I was in a better physical state, so this was kind of just gravy.

There were two opening acts. One of the opening acts was an AIC crew member who did a 4 song set with just his guitar and a mic (a bit unusual, but entertaining nonetheless), followed by a group called “The Burning Brides” who were also very good.

We started out near the stage, about 6 people back, and left of center. Jerry and William came out first to a loud applause, then sat down. Mike and Sean came out individually during an acoustic strum, and also received a great welcome.

The entire set was acoustic, which is arguably more difficult to pull off vocally, but it all sounded great.

They did a good mix of songs during the 90 minute-ish show, including some that they don’t always play electric such as “Heaven Beside You”, and “Got Me Wrong”. For the encore, they did a cover of “Squeeze Box” and finished up the show with “Would” and of course “Rooster” as the finale.

The crowd was very appreciative, enthusiastic, and loud, and the band noticed and appreciated it in return. The interaction between the band and crowd was very genuine. The set was casual, almost like a basement jam. Hell, Mike’s amp even fuzzed out several times during the show, but nobody gave a damn.

Contrary to what I thought (given that tickets were still on sale up to show time), the Joint was full.

Jerry announced that this would be their last show on the tour because they were “burned out”, and made sure that every member of the crew received recognition.

Mike Inez was in a particularly good mood, throwing picks to the audience left and right, offering up a bottle of water to a sweaty fan at the rail, and even passing a bag of potato chips into the crowd after the encore break.

It was a great show, but AIC is always great so it basically goes without saying.

My only regret is that I was not 100% up for it and didn’t get into it as much as I usually would. After the first hour in front, I had to move to the back near an exit in case I had to dash off to throw up. I had little to no energy and probably appeared to be one of the least enthusiastic people in the crowd. I basically listened and applauded politely, but had no strength to scream or otherwise make an ass of myself.

Nevertheless, I’m glad I did manage to drag myself to The Joint and at least see the performance.

Many people in my generation need this band. Though it’s certainly a business, AIC shows feel like a family, and everyone gets along great … and the affection flows back and forth from the audience to the stage.

We were informed that one of AIC’s crew members had been hit by a car two night’s before after their Denver gig.

I (and probably everyone else reading this) wishes him a speedy recovery, and would like to thank the band for giving us this great set.

I hope the “burn out” is temporary, and they come back next year, and the year after, and the year after …

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26th October 2007

Smoke Over The Strip

Las Vegas Strip smoke

This is what The Strip looks like currently. The smoke from the California wildfires arrived early this morning.

We will get more or less smoke over the next few days depending on the prevailing winds. The air quality may get nasty really fast.

I can’t believe that some pricks started these things intentionally.

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