So more information is coming out about Dave and his wacky problems.

Apparently he got some woman to come to his private island and play hide the porkchop by offering to make her a model.

Sounds rather unoriginal, and is frankly below a master magician.

Nonetheless, this absolute genius of a woman decided that, yes, she did want to be a model. And agreed to go to his secluded private island where she was shocked to find that …. SURPRISE … Copperfield wanted to tap that ass and make her call him daddy.

Gee, even Stevie Wonder and Helen Keller would have seen that coming.

So female Einstein decides that she has been done wrong (no modeling contract), and files all the victim paperwork, at which point the FBI seizes David Copperfield’s cash.

I am still unclear as to what the cash did wrong. Maybe David used a rolled up $100 and stuck it in an unmentionable place, or maybe the cops just wanted the money.

Anyway, now women are coming out of the woodwork claiming that Copperfield also made advances toward them and are getting their 15 minutes of fame, blah, blah, blah

And now they released this voice mail message of Copperfield sounding creepy, interspersed with some other lady yapping about what an asshole he is:

http://www.breitbart.tv/?p=7369

I love the ominous music overlayed in the transitions.

Gee, an aging magician trying to get hot chicks in the audience to play his skin flute? Naaaaaaaaaaaaaw!

Anyway, the witch hunt is on, and it looks like Dave is going to have to do some politically correct groveling, have a bunch of stuff stolen from his house by “authorities”, and probably pay a settlement while making some kind of scripted apology. We all know the drill by now. No pun intended.

This whole thing does give me an idea, though.

Bette Midler is coming to town, and I need cash.

If I score front row seats, and flash my man boobs, who knows …