I was driving back from a doctor’s appointment near Desert Springs Hospital, and I noticed a new feature that was being offered at an apartment complex.

COOL!

Is this a great town or what? We never, and I mean never got this kind of offer back east. As a matter of fact, it was somewhat frowned upon by management.

But not in Vegas. No Sir.

They throw the bitches in with the rent.

And not any old hoes, but BRAND NEW HOES!

This is why the housing market has gone to hell around here. Everyone wants to rent these keen apartments.

I’m already on the waiting list.