October 22, 2007 at 8:28 am

Las Vegas Gets a Blow Job

Las Vegas Blowing Palm Tree

The wind was howling yesterday. I actually wore a jacket around town.

And of course, when anything happens in Las Vegas, including something as simple as the wind blowing … hilarity ensues.

Below is the scene at a local pool.

Yes, that is a table, chair, and umbrella.

In the pool.

I don’t even want to know what happened to the person who may have been sitting in it.

I’m assuming that he/she is in Munchkinland about right now.

Table in Pool

Table and Chair in Pool

Jacuzzi anyone?

Sure you might get impaled by a flying umbrella, but at least you’ll go out with a warm scrotum.

Table Blown Over

I also saw a lone magazine that was pinned to the bottom of the pool, so I moved in to take a closer look.

Magazine in Pool

And being Las Vegas, the periodical that was blown to the bottom of the pool was, of course …

Porn ads!

Porn in Pool

I froze my ass off retrieving those ads, but at least I have a date for tonight.

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