And allegedly, he may have done it in an illegal manner.
Apparently he porked some woman on his private island in the Bahamas, and the woman then went to Seattle and reported him to the FBI for some kind of deviant porking.
So the FBI agents came down here to Las Vegas, and raided Copperfield’s warehouse, taking computer equipment, memory cards, and $2,000,000 in cash which was in a safe.
Apparently the cash had come out of the safe and porked the woman also, so it makes sense that they would take it into custody.
I know some FBI agents’ offsprings that are getting Playstation 3′s this Christmas!
The agents also searched the MGM Grand. No word on whether or not they took all of the MGM’s cash as well, but with 6/5 blackjack becoming standard, it doesn’t really matter. They’ll get it back shortly.
So David is in some kind of trouble. But his lawyer denies that he did anything wrong. And to be honest, he probably didn’t.
If I went to David’s private island, I would expect to get dick slapped in the face with a white tiger’s tongue up my ass. That’s why I don’t go there.
Then again, if I had my own private island and tons of money, I wouldn’t put myself in this position by flying women to my private island. It would be just a matter of time until something like this happened.
David is not in town right now, but he will be back performing at the MGM Grand next month. Sans $2 Million.
What is the moral to all of this?
It’s simple.
If you are filthy stinking rich … jerk off.
That’s it.
Don’t touch another female, don’t even look in the direction of another female. If a female comes near you, scream “Yuck a girl!” in a high pitched voice and run in the other direction.
Just like Michael Jackson.
Then again, girls were never his problem.
Seriously, everyone wealthy should just buy a paper porn mag and spank their monkey before going to bed. None of the online stuff (ask Pete Townsend), buy the physical magazine with cash.
It would solve 90% of their problems.
