Rex's Las Vegas Lists

How To Spend Your Bachelor Weekend in Las Vegas (25 Do's and Don'ts)
March 2nd, 2010

30 Must Follow Rules For Any Las Vegas Casino Gambler - Part 2
February 24th, 2010

30 Must Follow Rules For Any Las Vegas Casino Gambler - Part 1
February 17th, 2010

Top 15: Las Vegas Spots Not Found on a Tourist Map
January 27th, 2010

Top 10: Epic Las Vegas Heists
January 12th, 2010

Top 10: Best Looking Las Vegas Cocktail Waitresses
January 4th, 2010

Top 10 Best Las Vegas Gaming Pits
December 8th, 2009

17 Things First Time Visitors Must Do in Las Vegas
November 23rd, 2009

15 Ways To Get Kicked Out of a Las Vegas Casino
November 9th, 2009


Rex's Las Vegas Blog

How Long Is Your Yardstick?
March 11th, 2010

The LVCVA reported average daily rates as $99.75 while a major hotel-booking site reported them to be $79.

For those of you keeping score at home, the LVCVA is being 26% more optimistic than the private company. The private company also says that rates dropped 18% in 6 months, and the LVCVA says they only fell 4% in an entire year.

Who's right? Who's wrong?

Who knows?

The thing about stats is ... they usually lie.

Numbers are easy to throw out, and since few people have the resources or initiative to double-check them, you can more or less make numbers up and still sound plausible. Even if you do know absolutes, there are a myriad of ways to manipulate them to show what you want to prove. For example, the Visitor's Authority may have used a smaller starting number (104 vs. 109) to make the decrease look less dramatic.

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The Resurrexion
March 10th, 2010

I just got out of the hospital, and first let me say that I very much appreciate all of the well-wishes. I even appreciate some of the questionable-wishes, such as those opining that I had some venereal disease, and even the one person who took the time out of his day to email me a simple "I hope you die".

I'm sure the latter was not a unique sentiment, so kudos for having the courage to say what many others were surely thinking. And by courage, I mean "sending an unsigned email from an anonymous email account". It must have taken hours to work up the strength to do that.

Can you imagine Rosa Parks in 2010?

From: sweet_mama_chocolate87156@yahoo.com To: The Montgomery Transit Authority

I'm sick and tired of your discriminatory policies, and I'm not going to take it anymore. If you don't let black folks sit at the front of the bus, I'm gonna post all of your email addresses on alt.sex.bestiality and post pictures of your racist drivers on 4chan!"

The Black Panthers would probably coordinate wholly via Twitter, where uprisings would be routinely thwarted by "service unavailable" and "check out our latest deals!" messages. The 140 character limit would probably also lead to some confusion.

"We are sick and tired of the white devil keeping us down. If you are with us, fight the power and rally at the intersection of 181st Street and M..."

"Sorry, that last message was too long. We will be rallying at 181st Street and Market Avenue. We are mad as hell and will not take it anymore. Make sure you are there promptly at N..."

It's a good thing the civil rights movement happened 50 years ago.

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The Blind Leading the Blind
March 6th, 2010

This is exactly why I don't read fiction.

The truth is so much more bizarre.

On Thursday, President O'Drama signed the "Travel Promotion Act" into law.

This particular act is designed to convince people from other countries to vacation in the Unites Sates. The act will be funded by a $10 fee on all tourists to the U.S.

That's right, we will begin luring people to our great nation by charging them more money before they even set foot on our soil.

So far, so bad.

That's nowhere near the worst part, however.

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Life in the Slow Lane
March 4th, 2010

Earlier tonight, I engaged in a bit of ghetto gambling. This was not the "play at the Western" version of ghetto gambling, instead, it was the cheap person version. Ghetto gambling is gaming that has all the fun of gambling, without any of the risk or reward. My own personal rendition of ghetto gambling involves taking only $20 to a local casino (usually the Sahara or Stratosphere) without an ATM card or even a wallet. Then, I play along these lines: I start out with $20, and I begin playing at a $3 or $5 table. I play a few hands until I double up or lose 50%. Unfortunately, I do not tip during these minor sessions unless I go on a big streak, and even then it's no more than a couple of bucks. If I double up, I pocket $20, and then proceed to play with "free" money at whatever low-limit game I feel like playing. The worst I can do is break-even on the session. If I get dinged for 50% early, I go to the $1 BJ tables or nickel Video Poker machines. If I manage to double up at these tables or machines, I go back to a "higher" limit ($3-$5) BJ table and repeat the process. If I lose it all ... I stop playing. At times, I have been able to make a single $20 bill last two hours while ghetto gambling, while getting the occasional free drink in the process. Read more ...


Wackjack
March 2nd, 2010

"NASCAR Weekend" just wrapped up in Las Vegas, and following a new personal tradition, I spent a good part of the weekend at the Sahara.

Frankly, I've always found the Sahara's NASCAR theme to be somewhat unusual. It just doesn't seem to "fit" for some reason.

The Sahara is a desert-themed hotel with a rich and storied history (the Beatles stayed here during their first visit to Vegas), and I never really figured out how stock cars found their way into this paradigm. On any given day, you can stand outside and watch a race car roller coaster loop past the iconic neon camels. It's a very odd paring. Kind of like putting a gigantic poster of two Mormons facing the sinful Vegas Strip. As if that could happen.

Anyway, since the Sahara is ground zero for racing fans in Vegas, this is obviously one of the best places in town to spend a racing weekend ... second only to the track itself.

After walking to the casino and scoping out a prime Blackjack table on Saturday, I became slightly disillusioned with how the Sahara was conducting itself. While both $3 and $5 "real" Blackjack tables are standard offerings at the casino (which is part of why the property is endearing for me), the Sahara had converted at least half of their five dollar games to 6:5.

Given the loyal crowds, this seemed very opportunistic.

Look, I understand the laws of supply and demand, and I understand what most people consider to be "good business decisions". Americans think "capitalism" is synonymous with "greed", and they think that good capitalists need to "capitalize" on every customer.

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October 16th, 2007

Farewell to the Hilton Poker Room

Las Vegas Hilton Poker Room

Today the Hilton Poker Room closed for good, and I stopped by to pay my final respects.

The above photo was the crowd at 3pm on closing day.

This room will eventually be filled with slot machines, and according to one staff member there … there will never again be a Poker Room in the Hilton.

Of course that has been said before. Truth be told, this was the 5th Hilton Poker Room since 1979. But they seemed pretty adamant. I thought it had just been my perception, but poker enthusiasm actually is on the decline. It peaked about 2 years ago, and seems to have run its course.

The hardcore players, and people who come to Vegas anyway will still play, but it seems that gone are the days when online players honed their skills in basements across the world in order to make special trips here to play. There isn’t much online poker anymore, and this seems to have correlated with an overall decline in brick and mortar play.

Instead of a yearly increase, this year’s World Series of Poker was smaller than the year prior.

The days of poker celebrities as rock stars is also probably coming to an end, outside of the circle that existed before the online boom really put the game in the mainstream.

I’m not implying that the game is dead by any means, but there just aren’t as many people playing as there used to be. The big rooms will still survive, but the smaller rooms may be on borrowed time.

The closing of the Hilton room was actually quite depressing for me. The day shift manager, Lynda, was my favorite in all of Las Vegas. Rich was my favorite “podium guy/fill in dealer”. Always asked about the kids. Always asked where I had been if a week had passed between visits.

My all-time favorite dealer in town was a girl named “Rachael” who learned to become a dealer from the ground up in this room. She never brought me luck, but we became friends over the year or so that she worked here. I watched her start out as a shaky handed dealer who was easily intimidated by table assholes, to a confident dealer who knew how to handle any situation.

I once had the split ends imperceptibly trimmed off of my ratty hair, and the next day she screamed “You got a haircut!” when I walked in the room. Nobody else had noticed.

Come to think of it, every dealer was nice.

This room really did try. It wasn’t the Venetian or the Wynn, but they tried to accommodate everyone.

I knew many people here. There was a bit of a “Breakfast Club” on Saturday and Sunday mornings as fellow locals tried to get double hours for the monthly free-roll, and it was almost like a small, dysfunctional family.

Some of us outright hated each other, some of us became good friends, but we all knew each other by name … and it was always mentioned when someone didn’t show up on any given weekend. Sure, sometimes it was hoped that certain people had been hit by a truck … but it was mentioned nonetheless.

From the straw-hat wearing Asian lady who wouldn’t call $2 unless she had the nuts, to the Persian limo driver who raised with everything, to the guy who placed sports bets for the mob and went to the bathroom stall to relay lines, to the old fat guy who told us that he taught poker as a full time job during the week even as I beat him consistently. The cast of regular characters was probably the most interesting in town.

We got free donuts and coffee in the morning, and even though there was no stated comp rate, it was rare that locals like myself paid for a meal after an 8 hour grind. The buffet was directly across from the Poker Room, and on an given day would have several local poker players snarfing down their meal after tripling up or busting out.

We would run out between hands to make sports bets, and brag to everyone when we had a winning ticket (something that I rarely got to do as none of my tickets ever won).

I placed in the money in the freeroll only once, but I always enjoyed playing it.

I used to always grab a sub from the adjacent Las Vegas subs after my session was over, and even that has been replaced.

Now it’s all over.

Rich is working in the Hilton cashier cage, and Lynda and Rachael don’t know what they are going to do. Many of the dealers don’t know. Apparently, not many of the rooms are hiring.

I’m really going to miss this room, and the people in it. As soon as I know where my favorite staff members have found jobs, I will play in those rooms.

Most people probably don’t care that this room has closed, but for a certain group of Vegas locals, it really is a big loss.

“It just isn’t bringing in the money the Hilton wants”, said the 35 year veteran employee. Weekday crowds just never materialized on a consistent basis. It often sat empty at noon on Wednesday.

It still hasn’t hit me. I played there just last Friday and everything seemed perfectly normal. When I walk in and see the room gone, it’s going to be a very sad thing.

Anyway, these are the final pictures, taken mere hours before the room was closed forever.

Las Vegas Hilton Poker Room

Las Vegas Hilton Poker Room

Las Vegas Hilton Poker Room

Las Vegas Hilton Poker Room

Las Vegas Hilton Poker Room

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