Just what Las Vegas needs.

More self-important pricks who think people give a rat’s ass about what they think.

And you thought we were bad?

We are perfectly content with being irrelevant.

Imagine VegasRex trying to be more influential. Imagine us trying to be more effective. Imagine us trying to be more “connected” (whatever the hell that means).

Scared yet?

Yeah, so are we.

Anyway, if you want to actually meet the guy who tells you what he thinks about Middle East politics from the garage of his suburban Illinois home (and really, who wouldn’t?) … then November 8th is your day.

P.S. Aren’t in-person gatherings soooo 1985?