16th September 2007

The Bellagio Conservatory Finally Changed

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Bellagio Conservatory

They finally changed it. In what seemed like the longest running display ever, the flower and ferris wheel scene on display since Memorial Day was replaced by a new display this week. It is, naturally, a Fall theme.

It’s a nice exhibit. Very heavy on water effects with several “New England in Autumn” types of exhibits.

It was cool, because those of us who live here rarely get to see actual trees. Or water.

Anyway … it’s all about the visuals.

And of course, I tried to capture the very best of it:

Bellagio Conservatory

I was going to ask if I could see her fruit basket, but hell, I could already see most of it.

Bellagio Conservatory

I could have gotten a great “upskirt pic” here, but Payton was keeping a close watch on his ho’s.

Bellagio Conservatory

A $20 would probably have done the trick, but I’m VegasRex … I don’t possess bills with such lofty denominations.

Bellagio Conservatory

Short shorts and high heels at 50 years old is optimistic, but like I always say … aim high.

To her credit, I imagine most people reading this would still bang her.

Bellagio Conservatory

Quite possibly my least favorite “Las Vegas” shirt.   I didn’t know what it said until about the 5th time I saw the lady.

Bellagio Conservatory

Bellagio Conservatory

There was a larger than usual number of Mexicans on The Strip yesterday, as had been anticipated.  And there were several groups of them that apparently found Mexican Independence Day a great day to get married … in another country.

Fear not, no impromptu soccer games or bullfights broke out inside the Bellagio.

Bellagio Conservatory

And of course, the “Dick and Balls” statue maintains its prominent place in the Conservatory … serving as a shining beacon of hope to everyone who wants a 10 foot schlong.

I thought it was quite generous of me to endure the 8 hours it took for them to make a mold of my johnson,  but what can I say … I suffer for this town.

Anyway, below is a “virtual tour” that covers most of the new exhibit.  Hit the play button:

 There are more photos here: http://www.vegasrex.com/photos/bellagio-conservatory/