If we are nothing else, we are a town of wacky rumors and speculation.

Whatever happened to Michael Jackson replacing Celine at Caesar’s?

In what is sure to be some kind of goofy Internet hoax (like Celine Dion going on a crime spree), a staff editor at Casino Gambling Web is reporting a “rumor” from an “unspecified friend” of Pamela Anderson’s that she “might” be opening a casino here in Vegas called “Planet Pammie”.

And really, you can’t get much more credible than anonymous friends spreading rumors.

It’s practically a done deal once some anonymous member of the entourage barks it out after his eighth spoon of coke.

I am pretty sure that what actually happened was that Pam was wasted, and told someone “You know, I would like to open up a casino here and call it Planet Pammie” … then passed out in her own vomit.

How many of us haven’t announced to others that we wanted to open a Vegas casino minutes before passing out in our own vomit?

It’s just that nobody pays attention to our drunk rantings because we don’t have Triple Z boobs.

Seriously, if this ever happens, I will eat nothing but the Imperial Palace Buffet for an entire month. I was going to say that I would eat nothing but dog shit, but I decided to go with something much worse. That’s how sure I am that this will not happen.

Original Article

It has been rumored that Pamela Anderson is planning to open up her own branded casino on the famous Las Vegas strip. The rumor was started by an unspecified friend of Anderson who claims the new casino will be named Planet Pammie.

The news of her planning a new casino simply comes from a ’source’ with no name. That source says, “Pammie is interested in several different ventures and is currently leaning towards a themed venue - possibly a casino.”

Pamela Anderson is currently in Las Vegas working as a magician assistant to Hans Klok who runs a magic show on the strip. She is reportedly in a physical relationship with Hans and she is currently infatuated with Vegas.

Pamela is having a panoramic suite built in Vegas and has extended her contract with Hans to go through December. In her diary on her personal fan website she reports that her kids love her new job, calling it ‘the coolest in the world’. She also reports in her diary that Vegas has vegetarian places to eat and healthy food stores, therefore she will have no problem staying in the city of sin.

Attempts to contact Anderson’s publicist have gone unanswered so the reports of Planet Pammie being a realistic goal of Anderson’s are as of now unconfirmed. (No Shit)

Coming soon to the Las Vegas Strip. “Planet VegasRex”. Blowjobs with every Blackjack!

I’m taking room deposits now.

Non-Refundable.