The folks at the always entertaining Las Vegas Vegas Website put on their bullet-proof vests and ventured down to the new Fremont East project. I plan to go down there sometime myself, but I haven’t been in a big hurry.

And after viewing this video … I am in even less of a hurry.

I really loved the lady’s video commentary. I sure hope she wasn’t killed.

Check out their site for some good still shots as well.

Look, you can put as much Neon up as you want around the El Cortez … but the chance of someone decapitating you and eating your carcass is still quite high.

There is only one reason to go to Downtown Las Vegas, and that is to score crack and contract gonorrhea.

Ooops. That was two reasons.

Okay, there are TWO reasons to go to Downtown Las Vegas.

I just don’t think those two reasons are good enough.

Note the guy screaming “Motherfucker!” in the background.

Classy!

Hell, they didn’t have to pay some guy $5.5 Million to scream “Motherfucker!” at people on Fremont.  I would have done it for a cool $1 Million.

See Oscar, that’s what happens when you don’t invite me to bid on projects.  I could have saved the taxpayers a fortune.