Tell Me What You Want, What You Really Really Want …
Fine, I want you to stay retired and apologize for existing in the first place.
But apparently that wish will not be granted.
The Spice Girls will be playing Las Vegas on December 7, 2007.
Why?
“We wanted to say thank you to our fans. It just feels very right for us” says “Sporty”.
“Sporty” thinks they still have fans. How cute.
She also stated that if I want to be her lover, I’ve got to get with her friends.
So basically, if I want to nail her, I have to nail the rest of the Spice Girls too.
Their biggest song admonished potential suiters that the only way that they would get to be her boyfriend, was to have a massive lipstick-lesbian orgy with 5 other chicks. Seriously, was that ever a problem for anyone?
On second thought, I may attend this show. You know, to see if the offer still stands.
Just go topless already “Posh”. How much did those cost?
On June 30th, 2007, Brian said: