Michael Jackson is “reviewing and evaluating” proposals for his future including several offers to perform in Las Vegas, his spokeswoman said Tuesday, but he doesn’t feel any pressure to make a quick decision. Raymone K. Bain confirmed that, after a period of globe-trotting, Jackson is currently living in Las Vegas.

“Mr. Jackson has been presented numerous proposals _ proposals which he has not solicited, but were presented to him, several of which include performing in Las Vegas,” Bain said in a press release. “Mr. Jackson is currently reviewing and evaluating each proposal. He does not believe that he is under any time constraint for making his decisions.”

Oh for fuck’s sake Mike … just do something already.

I’m already getting burned out from all the rumor-mongering, and by the time you decide to do a show, it’s possible that people may no longer care. It may very well be anti-climactic.

You are under a time constraint, Mike. You are under the “fuck it … we don’t care anymore” time constraint.

You’re not getting any younger. Or whiter.

This is my last M.J. post until a show is scheduled.

Just when you thought the news couldn’t get more boring …

Oh hell, at least the Station Casino offer was finally accepted for $90/share, $8 more than when we first posted it:

http://www.vegasrex.com/2006/12/04/station-casinos-up-20-in-one-minute/