Some magazine that I have never heard of (Men’s Fitness) just released their list of the the 10 fattest cities in 2007.

Guess who won?

Us.

Woo-Hoo !!

Really, is their any area in which Las Vegas does not excel?

I think not.

Being that 2007 just started 40 days ago, one might wonder how why we already won this prize, but don’t ever question a magazine. They just know these things. Don’t ask how … they just do.

To be honest, I have not noticed a proliferation of more fat people here than I have noticed in other cities, but like I said, never argue with a magazine.? These guys check their facts, re-check them, and then check them again.

We are the champions, we are the champions, no time for losers cause we are the champions …

So, who else is fat according to “Men’s Fitness Magazine”?

The Top 10 Fattest Cities in 2007

2007 RANKING LAST YEAR
1. Las Vegas 2
2. San Antonio 12
3. Miami 14
4. Mesa, AZ 10
5. Los Angeles 3
6. Houston 5
7. Dallas 4
8. El Paso 8
9. Detroit 15
10. San Jose 24

By the way, as the self-appointed King of our fine town, I would like to offer our official reply to the Editors of that fine publication:

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