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December 4, 2006 at 6:33 am

Yes, You Can Stay in Toni Braxton’s Vagina

Toni Braxton Mural

Toni Braxton's Vagina Room

We went to see the Caesar’s Palace Christmas tree this weekend, which is directly across from the Flamingo, and provides an unparalleled view of the Flamingo’s Toni Braxton facade.

I looked closer and realized that, yes, the new mural really is painted over guest rooms — and some of the rooms are looking out of some interesting parts of Toni’s body.

Imagine checking into your room, going over to the window, and realizing that you are viewing the fabulous Las Vegas Strip from Toni’s Braxton’s twat. As if this were not inviting enough, you can also stay in Toni’s partially revealed right tit.

Remember, when you call to make reservations at the Flamingo, be sure to ask for the “Toni Braxton Vagina Suite”. Accept no substitutes.

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