Wow, I thought the rumor about Prince was ridiculous … until Prince showed up at the Rio.

Now, the local buzz flying around says that “The King of Pop” will be setting up shop at an unnamed casino right here on the Las Vegas Strip.

This rumor has actually been floating around for a long time, but it’s been picking up steam as of late.

Word has it that he is in town at this very moment, as I type this, to hammer out the details.

Will it happen? Will it not happen?

I don’t know for 100% certain. But I have candidly spoken to some “reliable insiders” who should know, and they say that it’s a done deal.

And hell yes, I will see the show.

He’s still Michael-Fucking-Jackson (no pun intended).

I saw him live in the mid-80’s, and I could care less what he does in his spare time, he puts on a kickass show.  And that’s what I pay to see. A kickass show.

Come on, Mike.

Make the official announcement already.