Yes, You Can Stay in Toni Braxton’s Vagina


But only in Las Vegas.
We went to see the Caesar’s Palace Christmas tree this weekend, which is directly across from the Flamingo, and provides an unparalleled view of the Flamingo’s Toni Braxton facade.
But then I looked closer and realized that, yes, that big mural really is painted over guest rooms as you can clearly see.
And many of the rooms are painted over with some very interesting parts of Toni’s body.
Imagine checking into your room, going over to the window, and realizing that you are viewing the fabulous Las Vegas Strip from Toni’s Braxton’s twat.
And some people say that this isn’t the greatest city in the world.
You can also stay in Toni’s partially revealed right tit. Cool!
Remember, when you call to make reservations at the Flamingo, be sure to ask for the “Toni Braxton Vagina Suite”. Accept no substitutes.











