 Rex's Las Vegas Lists
30 Must Follow Rules For Any Las Vegas Casino Gambler - Part 1
February 17th, 2010
Top 15: Las Vegas Spots Not Found on a Tourist Map
January 27th, 2010
Top 10: Epic Las Vegas Heists
January 12th, 2010
Top 10: Best Looking Las Vegas Cocktail Waitresses
January 4th, 2010
Top 10 Best Las Vegas Gaming Pits
December 8th, 2009
17 Things First Time Visitors Must Do in Las Vegas
November 23rd, 2009
15 Ways To Get Kicked Out of a Las Vegas Casino
November 9th, 2009
 Rex's Las Vegas Blog
The Blind Leading the Blind
March 6th, 2010
This is exactly why I don't read fiction.
The truth is so much more bizarre.
On Thursday, President O'Drama signed the "Travel Promotion Act" into law.
This particular act is designed to convince people from other countries to vacation in the Unites Sates. The act will be funded by a $10 fee on all tourists to the U.S.
That's right, we will begin luring people to our great nation by charging them more money before they even set foot on our soil.
So far, so bad.
That's nowhere near the worst part, however.
Read more ...
Life in the Slow Lane
March 4th, 2010
Earlier tonight, I engaged in a bit of ghetto gambling.
This was not the "play at the Western" version of ghetto gambling, instead, it was the cheap person version. Ghetto gambling is gaming that has all the fun of gambling, without any of the risk or reward. My own personal rendition of ghetto gambling involves taking only $20 to a local casino (usually the Sahara or Stratosphere) without an ATM card or even a wallet.
Then, I play along these lines:
I start out with $20, and I begin playing at a $3 or $5 table. I play a few hands until I double up or lose 50%. Unfortunately, I do not tip during these minor sessions unless I go on a big streak, and even then it's no more than a couple of bucks.
If I double up, I pocket $20, and then proceed to play with "free" money at whatever low-limit game I feel like playing. The worst I can do is break-even on the session.
If I get dinged for 50% early, I go to the $1 BJ tables or nickel Video Poker machines. If I manage to double up at these tables or machines, I go back to a "higher" limit ($3-$5) BJ table and repeat the process. If I lose it all ... I stop playing.
At times, I have been able to make a single $20 bill last two hours while ghetto gambling, while getting the occasional free drink in the process.
Read more ...
Wackjack
March 2nd, 2010
"NASCAR Weekend" just wrapped up in Las Vegas, and following a new personal tradition, I spent a good part of the weekend at the Sahara.
Frankly, I've always found the Sahara's NASCAR theme to be somewhat unusual. It just doesn't seem to "fit" for some reason.
The Sahara is a desert-themed hotel with a rich and storied history (the Beatles stayed here during their first visit to Vegas), and I never really figured out how stock cars found their way into this paradigm. On any given day, you can stand outside and watch a race car roller coaster loop past the iconic neon camels. It's a very odd paring. Kind of like putting a gigantic poster of two Mormons facing the sinful Vegas Strip. As if that could happen.
Anyway, since the Sahara is ground zero for racing fans in Vegas, this is obviously one of the best places in town to spend a racing weekend ... second only to the track itself.
After walking to the casino and scoping out a prime Blackjack table on Saturday, I became slightly disillusioned with how the Sahara was conducting itself. While both $3 and $5 "real" Blackjack tables are standard offerings at the casino (which is part of why the property is endearing for me), the Sahara had converted at least half of their five dollar games to 6:5.
Given the loyal crowds, this seemed very opportunistic.
Look, I understand the laws of supply and demand, and I understand what most people consider to be "good business decisions". Americans think "capitalism" is synonymous with "greed", and they think that good capitalists need to "capitalize" on every customer.
Read more ...
Sweaty Palms
March 1st, 2010
Here we go again.
It's like Deja vu.
This was how Planet Hollywood's demise began.
For those who may be unaware, keep in mind that Texas Pacific Group is also known as "Harrah's".
Texas Pacific Group, one of the private equity owners of Harrah's Entertainment in Las Vegas, is accumulating debt in the Palms resort, according to a story published Wednesday by Debtwire, a publication of the Financial Times.
Citing unnamed sources, the publication said TPG had acquired a piece of the Palms' $380 million bank debt. It also said Palms' EBITDA – a commonly-used profit indicator – fell to $12 million this year amid the recession from about $70 million two years ago.
The Palms is restructuring its debt and the Maloof family, which owns the Palms, is in the process of selling its beer distribution business in New Mexico for $100 million, the publication said.
The Palms loans are privately-held but can be traded among investors.
Palms owner George Maloof declined comment on the story and declined to discuss his resort's financing other than to say the business was on solid ground.
I certainly hope George is right.
While not as polarizing as say, Imperial Palace , The Palms is another one of those properties which people tend to have a strange relationship with. In a way, it's Hard Rock West ... with a twist.
Read more ...
Shooting Las Vegas
February 26th, 2010
"Why do you take so many pictures of the Stratosphere?"
"Why do you take so many unflattering pictures of Las Vegas?"
In the last few months, I've been hit with variations of these two questions on a routine basis.
For some reason, there has been a burgeoning interest in my photographic habits.
Why? I do not know. I think some of the questions are rhetorical critiques, but perhaps there is a legitimate question or two buried within the hundred or so queries over the past few months.
The reason I don't respond to individual emails is because I don't respond to anything unless I make an effort to put some thought into it. I've never sent an email that says "LOL. Thanks." This is why I'm a bad Twitterer. I'm not brief. I don't cut-and-paste responses either. If I don't have the time to formulate a thoughtful, complete response, I don't respond at all. It is for this reason, I usually address common questions publicly. I just can't do it one-by-one.
So, for the first time, I will try to provide at least some insight into my Vegas photography "style".
When news crews are in Washington, D.C., they often film their reporters standing in front of the White House or the Capitol Building. This even extends to political cartoons. They will typically sketch a government landmark somewhere in the backdrop. This is the primary visual clue to the reader that the setting of the cartoon is in Washington.
When crews are reporting from Los Angeles, they typically have the Hollywood sign visible in the background. New York reporters will get a Times Square or a Manhattan skyline shot. Every city has a designated spot where crews congregate to report generic geographically-based stories. It's their way of saying "Look, we're really here!".
In Las Vegas, that spot is the "Welcome to Las Vegas Sign". Every time something happens in Vegas, crews from all over the country trip all over themselves to jockey for location shots in front of the sign. If there are any weather abnormalities, they go to the sign ... if they talk about tourism numbers, they go to the sign ... hell, sometimes they go to the sign for no obvious reason at all. It's a default location when there is nowhere else to go.
Read more ...
Oops! They Did It Again
February 26th, 2010
Either stupidity knows no bounds, or this thing is being intentionally run into the ground.
According to the Las Vegas Advisor link:
"Monorail Fares Up: The bankrupt Las Vegas Monorail has raised its fares once more, increasing the cost of the unlimited-ride one-day pass to $14 (from $13) and adding $2 to the cost of the three-day pass, which is now $30. The single-ride fare remains the same, at $5."
Honestly, I no longer think this is simply incompetence.
From inception to execution, they have done everything wrong.
Terrible route, terrible station locations, abominal fares, the abolition of discounted rides, the closure of customer service booths -- I've never seen a single group of people put their dick in the light socket quite as many times as the executives at the Las Vegas Monorail Company.
You can pick any one of the individual missteps above and point to them as simple "mistakes" on the part of the company, but taken together, they just don't make sense.
Read more ...
|
October 31st, 2006 Save the Monorail!
 Alright, I am an East Coast transplant, and it is no secret that I hate, loathe, and despise all things traffic and automobiles. I don’t get the fascination with cars. You pay a buttload of money for the privilege to sit, and sit, and sit, and practically go absolutely nowhere for an hour. Or if you are really lucky, some idiot yapping on a cellphone will rear-end you while not paying attention, your door will get dinged while you are in Walmart, etc, etc. I just do not see the appeal. “Freedom!” people scream. Well, freedom my ass. I can walk in this town faster than you can drive, and I can get off the road whenever I damn well please. You “free” people are the ones trapped in overpriced cages at the full and complete whim of 500,000 other people with questionable IQ’s. And no, I cannot tell the difference between a $12,000 Hyundai or a $60,000 Lexus anymore. They all look like baked potatoes with wheels now, and anyone who pays an extra $48,000 for an emblem is a complete and utter idiot. They just are. I know it, and you know it. If you hate yourself that much, spend the cash on therapy. The car isn’t going to help you.
I was a bike messenger for several years and did not even get a driver’s license until my mid 30’s. So when the Las Vegas Monorail was announced, I was in hog-heaven. Seriously, I envisioned something like the Chicago El, serving all the transportation needs of the Las Vegas Valley. Okay stop laughing. We all know that it didn’t turn out that way. But still, I take the Monorail about 4-5 times per week. It is a 12 minute walk, or 3 minute bus ride to a rail station for me, and it serves enough properties to make it worth my while. Sahara to MGM in 10 minutes. I mean, come on. Unless you have a private helicopter, this is the only way to do that.
Yes the Monorail is the whipping boy of the town, yes “the Las Vegas Monorail” is the punchline to 1,001 jokes. Yes, someday a picture of our Monorail will be in the dictionary beside the word “Failure”, but …. it is still OUR ONLY CHANCE AT A NON-SURFACE TRANSIT SYSTEM IN LAS VEGAS.
Look, it can work. Take it to the airport. Run a loop behind the west strip, or better yet, directly up the strip. Make some feeder rails (like the “S” in Times Square) up Flamingo, Trop, Desert Inn, and Sahara for a few miles in each direction. Run it to Downtown so we can get that “dangerous” feel and smell like the #6 train in the Bronx. But for goodness sake, LOWER THE FARE. When a cab is cheaper than mass transit, you cannot expect people to take mass transit. $25 for a party of five to go from the MGM to Paris, or $8 for the same five people to take the same trip. That is $17 more for the Monorail than the cab. At least attempt to be serious. Unless you start providing lap dances en-route, $5 each way is completely unreasonable … and the riders are telling you that with their dollars … which they are giving to cab drivers.
Look, I have all kinds of ideas, and I am hereby offering my services to the Las Vegas Monorail! I need you to stay running.
Email me and let me know what I can do.
Comments are closed.
|
|
